With the transcendent texture of freshly-pressed cream, With a breathtaking jiggle that can be appreciated from a distance, as well as up close, And with dimples too angelic for a baby’s smile, I bow in deference to nature’s greatest work of art -- your butt.
I love your butt when you stand, I love your butt when you sit, I love your butt when you bend over, I love your butt where it’s split
There’s no emotional need, earthy or sublime, that can’t be met by sufficient contemplation on your posterior divine.
Yours, GVS
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randibear
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well it didn't work out. she doesn't use it but he said he did when the,weather is bad. course somebody gives you a 1200 dollar machine and you aint gonna give it back.
on to plan b guess. next time he touches anything thats mine I'll kill him....
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Ann-Ohio
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These two posts together are hilarious.
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