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Geet3721
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Ok so last night I was doing my third Gluthiaone Suppository the first time was challeging but I got it the second time much easier and now this time ugh. Sorry for the graphicness (making up words) that is about to follow...

I inserted it like I've done before and it went well. I then changed positions and I felt like it popped out. I did this on my couch with a towel and sheet down mind you. I looked everywhere under the towel and sheet, on the towel and sheet, under the cushions, under the couch, on the floor I mean everywhere.


I had a BM about 20 mins later and I even checked the bowl to see if it was in there and nothing. So I ask this question where did the suppository go? LOL just thought I'd share and have a laugh with anyone who was interesed after all who else can I tell about these things but my fellow lymies!!!

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mom2kids
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Did it shoot across the room? Just saying...LOL!

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Geet3721
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I checked all around like a maniac I dont think so... I'm afraid my cats going to find it while I'm at work Ewwww LOL

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randibear
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well speaking from someone who has brushed her teeth with vagisil, i can say i truly understand what you've been through!!!

i think it probably melted really fast and you didn't notice, er at least i hope that's what happened.

and i'd keep a eye on your kitty's and make sure they don't have any unusual bowel movement!!

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Geet3721
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HAHAHA you brushed with what? I'm gathering that wasnt a good day [Frown] did you laugh at least ? :-) good idea to check on the kitties!

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scorpiogirl
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OMG that's so gross and sooo darn funny! I'm spitting out my watermelon ice chips laughing so hard!! With all the stress trying to start my IV this morning God knows I needed the laugh! [Smile]

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randibear
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hey ya'll, it's the absolute heaven's truth. i was getting ready for work and i just grabbed the blue tube and thought OMG!! this tastes like crap....turned the light on and VAGISIL..

i do NOT recommend this. there are better ways to treat thrush!!! LOL

well at least everyone here knows i just blurt things out (side effect of lyme ya know)...

and too, i used to a writer for our regional newsletter for over 6500 employees!! i can still make people laugh and that's good...

luv you guys.....

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scorpiogirl
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As they said laughter is the best medicine, so keep them coming. Here's to laughing our way to good health!

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Aahahahahha.......sorry to laugh at your expense, but this was funny just picturing you looking for the thing. [bonk]
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I too, am sorry to laugh at your expense, but this whole thread has made me really laugh.

Geet - I hope you find what you are looking for.

Randi - omg priceless!

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Elaine G
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Randi, you are in top form. Keep the laughs coming. I could see you doing stand up comedy all about medical issues.

Geet it probably melted so fast and your body absorbed it. (I hope for the cats sake).

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I was thinking the same thing as Elaine, it probably melted so you didn't feel it anymore. The little pop you felt might have been a pocket of gas? If the suppository came out I'm sure you would have seen it.
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This should be in a Seinfeld episode (too bad it's off the air). I better go empty my bladder before I read more... Sammy the "pocket of gas" part almost did me in! OMG you guys are killing me!! Hahahahaha!!

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Geet, you have quite a sense of humor the way you told your story. Personally, I think you should post more often. All I could picture is a flying missle !!

Sammy I wonder if the pop was the air that went up with the suppository? The suppository super melts and the air comes out with a pop? My thinking is that if it was gas it would have flown across the room !!

I'm getting to believe that the cats are safe.

I never thought I would say this but I'm happy that I take my Gluthathione with syringe and needle.

Let us know how the next insertion goes.

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Thank you guys for the good laugh this morning (in Germany). I definitely needed it!

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Please make sure you look in a full length mirror before going out. I can see you standing in line somewhere with this suppository that is covered with cat fuzzies-dangling off your butt cheek.

My son thought it would be funny to put one of my company's stickers on my pants of my rather large bum. I stood in line at Starbucks with a round sticker that read "together we can". No one said a word. I walked through the reception area and finally the receptionists told me. They almost peed their pants. My son still thinks it is funny.

Glad we can all have a good belly laugh. Watch your bum Ms. Geet!

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quote:
"together we can".
ROOOOFL... [Big Grin]
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Oh what a good laugh this is. I think it dissolved quickly and your colon belched and you just thought it came out.

Too much fun. The image with the suppository hanging out the cheek and down the leg from the shorts should be posted on Walmart funny dressing character emails that go around the world.

I hope everyone has seen these pics because you pic would make the top 10.

Pam

Shoot I forgot the cat hair. It would look like a rabbit foot some people have coming out your behind. Wear g string undies too.

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Here's another blooper:

Someone took a urine sample in to be tested. Soon after, the person gets a call - they're REALLY concerned about them because the sugar level was off the charts. Better see the doc immediately.

So, the person goes to the refrigerator and finds...the urine sample still there. They had accidentally taken in a small amount of pineapple grapefruit juice for testing.

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Geet3721
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I'm sorry I was off here for a few days this post really cracked me up!!!! In all this craziness its good to have a good laugh especially at your own expense LOL Lets me know I havent lost my sense of humor completely :-)

I did the suppository again btw and I felt the same feeling again got up and looked around again think oh nooo Not AGAIN!!! but found nothing I think its when it slips into place I feel that and then I feel nothing because it is in far enough then LOL I guess the clenching really helps !

Thanks all for the laughs and advice!

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randibear
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ah, the feeling of success when something goes right.

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Geet3721
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Indeed Randi Indeed LOL

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