HA!Just got back online (temporary only) after computer problems.
Was sifting through about 200 emails and saw yours...
I couldn't resist...
I went out back where several local hunters... who know EVERYTHING there is to know about wildlife... were working on the new barn roof.
I said..
"A friend of mine just wrote to me and said a squirrel fell on her head.
When the squirrel tried to jump up and run away it scratched her.
What should she do?"
For about 30 seconds there was dead silence...
You could have heard a pin drop.
Once it sunk in .. well.. they darn near fell off the roof laughing. Is that ROTRL? (Rolling off the roof laughing?)
Here are some of the replies... the ones I can share on this board anyhow...
1. "You didn't have to tell us it was a FRIEND of yours.. we know it was YOU."
2. "Did she catch the squirrel?"
My reply- NO
"Darn, there goes supper."
3. "What was she doing when the squirrel fell on her head?"
My reply- She was eating lunch.
"Well maybe she should keep her doors shut next time so animals won't come inside. They will do that when they smell food."
4. "You mean she didn't notice there was a squirrel in her house until it fell on her head?"
5. "What was she eating for lunch?"
My reply- I dunno
"She may want to change her diet. If she doesn't.. someday it might kill her."
6. "Does this friend have Lyme disease too?"
7. "Most folks wait till winter to wear fur hats... and they often pick the ones that are already skinned out. It is less expensive to feed 'em that a way."
8. "I'd say she was looking for nuts in all the wrong places."
9. "Is she ok?"
My reply- I dunno... I think so.
"Well then... chalk it up as another missed KODAK moment."
10. "Is she pretty?"
My reply- Very
"Go figure... them pretty ones always fall for the wrong types."
My reply- What?
"The squirrel I mean.. not the girl!"
My reply... Should have known you were asking about the squirrel... MEN!

Now....
I am off to the store to see if there are any Hallmark cards for this special event in a persons life.

PS-
In my 'squirrel falling on the head expert' opinion...
You will be fine. Keep the Neosporin coming.. and be thankful it wasn't a ground hog.
And NO.. I didn't laugh at all!!!
giggle giggle....
[This message has been edited by Tincup (edited 06 July 2004).]