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lymetwister
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Patient walks into her LLMD's office and LLMD gives her the report findings of the MRI and Igenix labs.

Dr. tells the patient she has alot of bad news.

She say "first off you have Alzheimers disease according to the MRI report, and to make things worse, you have Chronic Lyme disease".

The patient tells the LLMD "I guess it could be worse"

The Dr. says "hows that ?"

Patient says "I could have had Chronic Lyme disease !!!"

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Lymebrain attack.....

I don't get it.....

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Geneal
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I get it.

Hugs,

Geneal

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That sounds like many conversations I've had since being sick with Lyme....I completely get it! [lol]

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disturbedme
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I didn't get it for half a second and then it made sense. Unless I interpreted even a joke wrong! lol.

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As a Lymie was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Upon answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-95! Please be careful."

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


(I changed the highway #. [Razz] )

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Alzheimers...forget....hahahaha! I get it ;P

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