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hopeful123
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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.


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The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
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The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
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The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
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The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
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The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
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The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
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In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some ******* in administration.

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[lol] [lol] [lol]

I especially like that last line!

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[lol]

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That is too funny- thanks for making my day.
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What about the Infectious Disease Specialists?
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The Infectious Disease Specialists aren't funny enough to get into a joke*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by CaliforniaLyme:
The Infectious Disease Specialists aren't funny enough to get into a joke*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're not SMART enough to GET a joke!!! [lol]

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this would be great copied/pasted to tutu;s laughter post that i add to constantly. we need all the laghs we can get.. [group hug] [kiss]
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[Big Grin]

nice one, thank you!
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The LLMD got ticked off....
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the infectuous disease doctors spread the word that it was a bad idea!

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[lol] good one hopeful ~ thanks for the smiles [lol]

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hopeful123
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[group hug] MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hahahaha [Big Grin]

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***The LLMD got ticked off.... ***

Good one, sweet pea! [lol]

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