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Tincup
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I know you have things that run through your mind that you are really glad others can't tell are there or they would think you were nuts.

[lol]

Time to spill the beans!

I'll go ahead and start because you know this dumb stuff will make me laugh by saying it out loud ... and your crazy questions will make me laugh too!

"How many times do I think I can wipe off the toaster with a wet towel, with it still plugged in, before I get shocked?"

"Who makes lids for stuff? Is there a big lid factory somewhere that I just haven't ever heard about?"

"Where DOES that other sock really go when you do the laundry? Sock heaven... or worse?"

"Who invented dancing?"

OK... your turn!

And don't you dare tell me you never have crazy questions or thoughts and leave me sitting out here on my own!

[lol]

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steve1906
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How do chickens sit on eggs without crushing them

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck

Why does a round pizza come in a square box

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... Coincidence

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress

I love this one>> Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them

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penguingirl
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Where do your eyelashes go that float in your eye and you just couldn't manage to get them out?

Why do slugs like the smell of beer? (my parents use beer to lure them from their vegetable garden)

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Am I allowed to think I'm a cashew or a peanut or pistachio?
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steve1906
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Has this ever happened to U...

Q-I ask, did anyone see my glasses?

A- The ones you're are wearing!!! I can't tell you how many times I've done that.

Brain dead!!!

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sutherngrl
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How do they get the caffeine out of the de-caf coffee?

Why does my hair dryer always break before my hair gets dry?

Lid Factory???? What about Peanut factory.....the little white peanuts you use for packing things? Is there a peanut factory?

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Lymetoo
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quote:
Originally posted by sutherngrl:
[QB] How do they get the caffeine out of the de-caf coffee?

I know! I know!! With chemicals!! .. sorry, mine wasn't funny!!! [bonk]

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quote:
Originally posted by steve1906:
How do chickens sit on eggs without crushing them

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck

Why does a round pizza come in a square box

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2


STILL LAUGHING!! [lol]

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DJP
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Hey Tincup,
PM me if you get this, I've tried to email you a few times about the web site.
Thanks,
Deb

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just don
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I cant think of any,,but I am reading and learning

One sock is because sock monster in washer/ dryer is one legged

hurry up folks,,,I am one laugh short today!!!!

ever notice Tincup starts the best threads,,,always timely and needed,,its a gift she has!!!

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I don't have any good ones, either...but keep 'em coming!
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randibear
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i like the george "hippie dippy weather man" one --

what's a "near miss"? it's either a hit or it's not....

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steve1906
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Here's a good one>

Why do we spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up!!!

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steve1906
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Here's another one:

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal!!!

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Tincup
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Funny guys and gals!

[lol]

DJP- I can't/don't PM, so email me if you'd like.

[email protected]

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Here is one Steve sparked in my mind with his funny comments.

If a kid is misbehaving on an outing, the typical saying around here is a stern, "go sit in the truck!"

What do people do that have bad kids and no truck to send them to?

??????

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Why are tea bags square and the tea cups round?

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Is it proper to put on both socks first, then both of your shoes....

OR... one sock and one shoe... then the other sock and other shoe?

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Why do we read from right to left? NO.. I mean left to right!

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Why have "silent letters" or letters you don't pronounce stuck in some words?

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Why are most fire engines red?

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How is it that Just Don is so wonderful, yet such a clutz?

Good to see you here Graceful.. I mean Just Don!

[Big Grin]

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