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Topic: 2017 New Year's Resolutions

steve1906
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1. Decline EVEN more invitations than in 2016

2. Sleep EVEN MORE than I have ever slept so I can get in the Book of world Records

3. Meet a few more doctors and hear them say it is all in my head... the new vocabulary might help me with my word problems

4. Try not to laugh when someone declares it was just a bug bite

5. Get that last Tick Borne disease I missed... I don't wanna fail at this

6. Forget even more crap I never really needed to know in order to survive

7. Get my telephone number tattooed on my wrist to simplify my life

8. Bore everyone with the details of my preferred disease... I really wish I had gotten Turrett's just so I could violently swear and bark with a valid excuse

9. Enlarge my dark circles underneath my eyes

10. Watch an entire show without falling asleep

11. Use my very last ounce of energy to tell off a certain someone

12. Find better excuses for declining events... like I will be busy puking my guts out or I have too many meds to take or i can't stay awake through their monotony...

13. Find a polite way to say, "I woudn't waste my last drop of energy on you."

14. Find a way not to puke over Doxycyclene

15. Relearn 5 names and have them come out when I say them

16. Find a new hairdo besides a ponytail that should've been washed days ago

17. Tell people they haven't seen me in a while because I was in Hawaii

18. Manage to stomach the pharmacist's look of disgust as he hands me my medications like I am a drug addict. As if I take Ketek for the high...

19. Remember that is it not all about me like that one snotty relative keeps saying

20. Take my medicine containers out to the recycling bin

Steve

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aklnwlf
Frequent Contributor (5K+ posts)
Member # 5960

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Funny!

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Do not take this as medical advice. This comment is based on opinion and personal experience only.

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Tincup
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Member # 5829

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Loved it! Shared with others already- giving you credit of course.

Thanks for the laughs!

[lol]

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