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Why I hate Lyme Disease
by Ryan Clark Johnson

This is why I hate lyme disease...I wish my heart would calm down. Ok..ehem. I hate Lyme disease. Here's why. If all the cases of lyme disease weren't it makes it hard to concentrate. That didn't make any sense. Man, I'm so twitchy. Um, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, I hate lyme disease. Do I have appendicitis or what? Make up your mind body! Mind/body..cute. Awright, my summer vacation..no..lyme. I hate limes. I don't hate limes. They're a little sour but..uh, how many words is that? One, two, three...no, that third one is just an eye floater. I hate lyme disease..but I love corn chips. I gonna go get some. Did I already say that? Crunch, crunch, crunch..God, my jaw is sore. I wonder whats on tv. Was that a firefly I just saw out of the corner of my eye? I'll just turn my head and look. Ahhgh..sounds like I have rice crispies in my neck. Oh, what am I gonna write for this thing? My head hurts, I have to go lie down.

I hope you laughed as much as I did.
Be well,
Teri


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Pretty cute!! I think i've been there!

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I hate everthing today. Especially Lyme. I'm so irritable. kinda like PMS but worse. Just miserable.
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Hey, that sounds like my first appointment with my LLMD!

After much rambling, he stopped me and turned to my husband and asked him if I've ever been able to complete a single thought!


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HI : Well that was funny, what an imagination. Good for you for making us laugh. Yet you described it so perfectly.

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