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Posted by Greatcod (Member # 7002) on :

April Fool!

Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :

I'm choosing to believe that what you stated is TRUE!!!

Posted by Michelle M (Member # 7200) on :

Yeah, but can you prove it doesn't??? [Wink]

Michelle

Posted by mtree (Member # 14305) on :

oooooohhhhhh....

wouldn't that be nice...... [Big Grin]

and yummy..... [lick]

Posted by Boredbylyme (Member # 9577) on :

Back to antidep! [bonk]

Posted by daise (Member # 13622) on :

It HAS to be true. The chocolate savior!

One question. I'm gonna intuit that it's only dark chocolate that works ...

daise [Smile]

Posted by Beverly (Member # 1271) on :

LOL, I knew this was April Fools....but boy do I wish. [Big Grin]

Posted by treepatrol (Member # 4117) on :

I shouda been cured

Posted by Beverly (Member # 1271) on :

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing tree.. that chocolate bunny I had for Easter didn't help me much. LOL [Big Grin]

Posted by laura j (Member # 14257) on :

TOO funny! [lol]

Posted by psano2 (Member # 11711) on :

Now that's a drug regimen I could deal with.

Posted by laura miller (Member # 12703) on :

Ya got me!!!!

Posted by joalo (Member # 12752) on :

Ya got me too!

I wish it were that simple...

Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :

I wasn't even thinking about chocolate....till now! [Big Grin]

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

What if I just have one teensy, weensy left over Hershey's Easter egg?

Hugs,

Geneal

Posted by bettyg (Member # 6147) on :

and only if there are ALMONDS in it, which is my daily therapy!! [lol]

Posted by bejoy (Member # 11129) on :

So that's it. Here I thought it was my intense regimen of antibiotic and alternative treatments that got me better.

The real cure was the secret chocolate stash I took religiously, despite all the advice to the contrary.

But I have to tell you, the generics work just as well.

Posted by charlie (Member # 25) on :

....Well I already knew margaritas cured lyme so this just makes it even better....

Charlie

Posted by Meg (Member # 22) on :

Are you sure it's ONLY Hersheys'? The Godiva folks are gonna be real mad!

For Mr Buzzard, Chocolate Margueritas [Big Grin]

http://www.recipezaar.com/290310

Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :

Lucky I didnt blast over to the frig where I have my hershys bars stores,,,

I think sone MAY be about 4 years old from camping trip of that era,,do they LOSE there healing properties with age??

SOMEDAY I will roast a couple marshmellows hershys and gramham crackers in a stack,,,YUMM!!

WAITING till I get some help eatting them,,might be a few more years at the rate I get visitors!!

Oh for a FEW more years!!patiently waiting--just don--

Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :

DAMN....I was going to say, I should be freaking cured by now then!!!!!
[Wink]

Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :

quote:
Originally posted by charlie:
....Well I already knew margaritas cured lyme so this just makes it even better....

Charlie

Posted by daise (Member # 13622) on :

Geneal,

Have you been good? Well, OK.

I'm not good and I have a stash of Hersheys dark.

daise

Posted by daise (Member # 13622) on :

(flooding again)

[ 02. April 2008, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: daise ]

Posted by AlisonP (Member # 7771) on :

*chomp chomp*

Waif...u mean ey on't? Arnit!

*swallow*

Maybe Lindt chocolate does though. I'd better check right now just to make sure!

*chomp chomp*

[Big Grin]

AlionP, Fearless Lyme Treatment Researcher

Posted by bettyg (Member # 6147) on :

don, i'm headed to nebraska for some SMORES BARS! i love the way they just dribble all over my mouth, and those soft GOOEY MARSHMELLOWS!

my description just made me think of late friend, CC, 99, at nursing home who used this same expression to talk about EATING CORN ON THE COB W/LOTS OF BUTTER!

so don, bigfoot from iowa is headed your way... [Big Grin]

Posted by D Bergy (Member # 9984) on :

May be some truth to the Aprils fool joke. I found this on another site.

Chocolate is used to extend the life of endorphins, I am told. I have not investigated this claim.

http://www.acu-cell.com/choc.html

http://www.ynhh.org/online/nutrition/advisor/chocolate.html

http://www.fruit-guide.com/cocoa/

New research has shown that the chemical, theobromine, in dark chocolate is a more powerful cough suppressant than codeine, without the side effects. Two ounces of dark chocolate, containing about 900 mg of theobromine, is the amount shown to be effective for adults. Cocoa consumption is also being studied to treat diarrhea and other intestinal problems, because it decreases salt and water loss. Cocoa may become a natural and inexpensive treatment for dangerous diarrheal conditions around the world.

http://www.willystreet.coop/Newsletter/Newsletter_Archive/0512/midwife.html

D Bergy

Posted by daise (Member # 13622) on :

Yay!

Can we get our LLMD's to prescribe wholesale?

daise [Big Grin]

Posted by Boomerang (Member # 7979) on :

Yippee, Greatcod!!! Where's the book about this new miracle cure??

[spinning smile]

Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :

Ghiradelli chocolate also proving to knock out Lyme. If sprinkled on the ground, makes ticks too euphoric to want to bite, thus diminishing infections. NIH paper to follow soon.