LymeNet Flash: Lyme JOKE of the day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by lymetwister (Member # 19590) on :

Patient walks into her LLMD's office and LLMD gives her the report findings of the MRI and Igenix labs.

Dr. tells the patient she has alot of bad news.

She say "first off you have Alzheimers disease according to the MRI report, and to make things worse, you have Chronic Lyme disease".

The patient tells the LLMD "I guess it could be worse"

The Dr. says "hows that ?"

Patient says "I could have had Chronic Lyme disease !!!"

Posted by Starfall1969 (Member # 17353) on :

Lymebrain attack.....

I don't get it.....

Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :

I get it.

Hugs,

Geneal

Posted by ugagal (Member # 18471) on :

That sounds like many conversations I've had since being sick with Lyme....I completely get it! [lol]

Posted by disturbedme (Member # 12346) on :

I didn't get it for half a second and then it made sense. Unless I interpreted even a joke wrong! lol.

Posted by 'Kete-tracker (Member # 17189) on :

As a Lymie was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Upon answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-95! Please be careful."

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

(I changed the highway #. [Razz]

)

Posted by kylasrain (Member # 12031) on :

Alzheimers...forget....hahahaha! I get it ;P