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Posted by f13girl (Member # 23844) on :

Can someone point to good coffee enema instructions? Thank you.

Posted by WildCondor (Member # 434) on :

http://www.enemabag.com/coffee_enemas_how_often.html

http://coffee-enemas.com/ lmao at the video [Smile]

Posted by Pam08 (Member # 19203) on :

I asked this on another thread to but seems appropriate to ask here.

I have seen on 3 different websites that you should NOT do coffee enemas if you are sensitive to caffeine. Is this true?

I am extremely sensitive to caffeine. It gives me bad heart flutters and the jitters. My doc recommended coffee enemas but after what I read I think it probably would be a bad idea for me.

Thanks,
Pam :-)

Posted by Haley (Member # 22008) on :

Thanks for the links WC. I can add these to my Lyme folder.

I tried doing this and it was pretty hysterical. I'm not very good at do it yourself type stuff. I went out and bought enemas. I'm determined to try it again.

Pam - I have heard many people ask that question and it does not absorb into your system as if you were to drink it. I'm sure there is a post on it somewhere.

Posted by sixgoofykids (Member # 11141) on :

If you are sensitive and your doctor recommended it anyway, I would start with a weak coffee to see what happens instead of starting with full strength.

Posted by massman (Member # 18116) on :

Ahhhhh........the US.

We love coffee sooo much (Dunkin Donuts here) we gotta put it in both ends at the same time [confused]

Posted by sixgoofykids (Member # 11141) on :

You got it, massman!! But I like Starbucks better than Dunkin .....

Posted by Lauralyme (Member # 15021) on :

I'm sensitive to caffiene and I never had a problem in that way.

A tip
It's great to do a cleaning round with distilled water and a dropperful of chlorophyll. It makes it easier to retain the coffee afterwards with the colon cleared.

Haley same thing happened to me. First time was ridiculous and I thought no way...but I tried two more times until I got the hang of it. It's been one of the most effective and inexpensive ways to detox for myself.

Posted by lymetwister (Member # 19590) on :

My LLMD gave me a nice little article on how to properly do these. Here are the links for whoever wants to print them.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8898/coffee1i.jpg

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8850/coffee2.jpg

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8459/coffee3o.jpg

Gary

Posted by thejoje (Member # 19976) on :

Another tip:
Put a capful of electrolytes in the enema bag, and use coconut oil on the tip as a lubricant.

Also, if you all don't mind I've composed a little song about coffee enemas. Here it goes:

(Sung to the tune of the Folger's jingle)

"The best part of waking up...
Is Folger's in your butt!"

[Big Grin]

Posted by massman (Member # 18116) on :

Maybe you could sell that to Folgers and "open up" a new market for them.
[woohoo]

Posted by Ivy (Member # 18365) on :

Gary--

Dr. J gave you this article??

Posted by seekhelp (Member # 15067) on :

WC, that second video cracks me up. I found it a long time ago.

Posted by lymetwister (Member # 19590) on :

IVY, didn't get that from Dr. J, but from an LLMD on the Eastern Shore.

Honestly, when I do them, I just use organic coffee in my coffee maker and add some ice when it's brewed to get the temp to around 101 degrees and in the water bottle it goes.

I skip alot of steps in the directions, but I take lots of probiotics, so I think I'm covered although I would think many would argue otherwise. :-)

Gary