10. You have a 40-hour week schedule, but you only work Monday and Tuesday

9. You greet customers by saying, "Hi, welcome to Kenny's Rotting Shellfish Shack"

8. Interviewer asks if you know how to type, take dictation and dispose of a body

7. Donald Trump hired you as apprentice in charge of checking hairpiece for ticks

6. Sign in bathroom reads: Employees must wash manager

5. Asked if your sense of taste has been destroyed by the asbestos yet

4. You're posing for "before" photos for diet plans, dermatologists, and plastic surgery

3. The commissary's chowder is made form broiled wite-out

2. Employer contacts you daily via satellite phone from undisclosed location in mountainous region of Afghanistan

Dave Letterman had lyme disease a few years back

Though he did not become chronic--or have the rough time getting over it like most of us who post here on Lymenet( might have gotten DX.ed quickly--I honestly don't remember his story)--he has made what I call "By-line comments" about the disease from time to time.

One of the all time best: When he opens the show every night---there is always some little "blurb" about something or another

One night it was,

"New York, If the Traffic doesn't get you---the Lyme Disease surely will!!!"