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Posted by trails (Member # 1620) on :

THis joke is best when you actually say it out loud.

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for
admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon
and
helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You can
enter."

The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people
rehabilitate
themselves." St. Peter also invited him in.The third applicant stepped
forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get
cost-effective
health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in, too."

But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can stay three
days.
After that, you can go to Hell."

Posted by stella marie (Member # 7216) on :

I needed a chuckle, thanks trails! [Big Grin]

Posted by lymelighter2 (Member # 6953) on :

Hilarious!

Thanks for the laugh
[Big Grin]