When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
� The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. � The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' � The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. � The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' � The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. � The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. � In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some ******* in administration.
Posted by hurtingramma (Member # 7770) on :
I especially like that last line!
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Posted by Cobweb (Member # 10053) on :
That is too funny- thanks for making my day. Cobby
What about the Infectious Disease Specialists?
Posted by CaliforniaLyme (Member # 7136) on :
The Infectious Disease Specialists aren't funny enough to get into a joke*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
quote:Originally posted by CaliforniaLyme: The Infectious Disease Specialists aren't funny enough to get into a joke*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're not SMART enough to GET a joke!!! Posted by bettyg (Member # 6147) on :
this would be great copied/pasted to tutu;s laughter post that i add to constantly. we need all the laghs we can get.. Posted by trails (Member # 1620) on :
nice one, thank you!
Posted by sweet pea (Member # 6495) on :
The LLMD got ticked off....
Posted by hopeful123 (Member # 3244) on :
the infectuous disease doctors spread the word that it was a bad idea!
Posted by 5dana8 (Member # 7935) on :
good one hopeful ~ thanks for the smiles Posted by hopeful123 (Member # 3244) on :
MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
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