Mine would be the same as my English name. My full blood Indian cousins all have English names, nothing else.
Posted by MaryL (Member # 11997) on :
I'm part native american too & don't have an indian name, but I like the idea! Maybe snoozes-alot since I slept for 18 hrs. a day for months on end! I like the humor!!!!
Posted by Meg (Member # 22) on :
Foot in Mouth
Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :
I thought of more names that could apply to me
Deer in Headlights
Half of a Brain
Rages against IDSA
This is fun!
Hugs,
Geneal
Posted by Vermont_Lymie (Member # 9780) on :
Chocolate Water Buffalo
(OK, I am THIN but I used to eat lots of chocolate... before eating lots of abx)
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
I LOVE deer in headlights and cranky pants, also holes in brain; so funny!!!!
Posted by charlie (Member # 25) on :
....Chief Bactrim Buzzard...
Posted by adamm (Member # 11910) on :
Steer Dung
Earthwormser Dirt
Rotten Fish
etc.
[ 21. February 2008, 04:33 AM: Message edited by: adamm ]
Posted by sometimesdilly (Member # 9982) on :
probably:
Forgets-a-Lot
Posted by PinchotGail (Member # 5066) on :
....cranky pants grumps alot
OMG.....laughing my butt off!!!.....good one!!!
Posted by Silverwolf (Member # 9196) on :
Helloooo there,
I like this idea!!!
How about : 'Trips-a-Lot' or 'Burping Brain' , or maybe 'Sprained Brain' ?! [My dad used to say I had a sprained brain after a concussion when I was a kid].
Almost from birth I was called 'Sunshine and Stormcloud' always wondered if that was of some Amer-Ind derivation, since I am part Native American Indian.
[We were mostly kept in the dark about the Indian aspect of our background for many years.]
Hmm how about 'Makes Many Potty Stops', on another board I visit, I joke w/ friends that I am 'Princess Potties-A-Lot'.
The amount of my restroom visits is notorious among folks I have to travel with.It can be very frustrating,but I try to laugh...,better than crying!!!
I'll have to come back and read some more,thanks for cheering me up!!!
Posted by FuzzySlippers (Member # 13658) on :
SacagaLyma
or
PocoHonkedOffAtAllTheMisDiagoses Posted by ILymbo2 (Member # 13266) on :
How about bowels no move.
Posted by Vermont_Lymie (Member # 9780) on :
Mighty Herxes Alot
Posted by BJK (Member # 13251) on :
Hey....Mighty Herx Alot, your mailbox is full..I like your name, it sounds like some kind of Lyme Super-Hero or legend! Herx-ul-ease
Me Chief Walking Pharmacy
Chokes on Pills
(no disrespect intended to any native americans out there, just having fun....for a change)
My wife found this pretty funny, we have been trying to decide on a new email address (for over a week now) due to excessive junk mail.
After hearing some of these she sugested the new email to be swisscheese (refering to my brain of course)
Im tempted to retaliate with alwayslate or pokeypokey
BJK
Posted by Clarissa (Member # 4715) on :
Chief cry-a-lot
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
Charlie, Adamm, BJK,
LOVE THEM!!!!!
These are all great!
Anyone with extra time want to compile a list of all these? Now and then we can post it for laughs.
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
I actually have a tshirt that says this, so me:
PRINCESS CRABBY PANTS
Posted by Ann-OH (Member # 2020) on :
Are we talking about Native Americans here? Had I been born in India, I hope I would have been named Rani which I believe means princess.
Ann - OH
Posted by randibear (Member # 11290) on :
right now with my mood probably -- walks in pain........
yuck, morbid....
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
Got one for the IDSA...
Siqua gada
Translation- duck dirt
[ 28. February 2008, 01:42 AM: Message edited by: Tincup ]
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
And mine?
AYITA SHESHEBENS
Dances with ducks.
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
LOL....dances with ducks!!!
How about....
Chief Duck Hunter
Today I am:
Princess Lame Brain Walks Into Walls Shivers with Goosebumps (no heat or hot water for six days)
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
Hey! Walks into Walls was MINE!!!! I honestly hit my face on the door facing a week ago, and had a bruise in the middle of my forehead and a scrape on my nose! [thought I had broken my nose!]
I was so afraid someone was going to ask what happened to me!!!
How about Snow on Screen?? [get it??]
My brain is fried right now....kinda blank!
Blank Brain?? Posted by BJK (Member # 13251) on :
Lets see...
"Fly on Bumper"
"Ugly Hood Ornament"
"Tire tracks on face"
at least thats what I almost was a few times recently before my doc removed my driving priveleges.
I just didnt see the.....Moving Van (such a small object to miss)! After I had accidentally driven into a one way lane....going the wrong way! Don't figure
Just came in from outside...now Im
"Stepped in Pom poo"
BJK Posted by Michelle M (Member # 7200) on :
"Runs with Glass."
Michelle
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
LOL!!! Sorry Lymetoo!! I will now change mine to:
Dances with Walls Princess Plaguerism
Blame it on the Lyme brain!!!!
Posted by BJK (Member # 13251) on :
LOL!!
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
Oh good! Walks into Walls is ALL MINE!!!
Thanks Tracy!! Posted by BJK (Member # 13251) on :
lost in fog
Posted by Curiouser (Member # 14128) on :
I thought of two, pressed the button to post, and now can't remember what they were.
Ummm..... Posted by Curiouser (Member # 14128) on :
Oh yeah.... duh! *headsmack*
Talks-in-spirals
Wears-shades-at-night
Ok, so I thought of a few more.
Stubs-toes-a-lot
Bubbles-in-brain
Crackles-when-walking
Posted by BJK (Member # 13251) on :
Has anyone seen dances with wolves?
Im.....Stands with Shovel!
That 7ft snowbank in comin down!
BJK
Posted by BJK (Member # 13251) on :
Well,
That 7ft snowbank got the best of me so now Im
Sits with shovel panting
Maybe next year....Ill put my 13yr only boy to work!
BJK
Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :
This thread caught my eye but have yet to come up with a name...
Maybe it will help some of us who are having trouble coming up with a name
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
up and yup...
Posted by randibear (Member # 11290) on :
hmmm,,i think
broken spirit half a heart
Posted by Meg (Member # 22) on :
BumSteere Biter Posted by Peedie (Member # 15355) on :
My family calls me "Name Meister" I have problems remembering people's names correctly - but I come incredibly close to accurate. Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
Plugs-Ears-With-Fingers-Alot
Too many sirens where I live...
Posted by hshbmom (Member # 9478) on :
"Runs to Potty"
Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
me??
sh'ee't for brains
Posted by ForestNymph (Member # 15109) on :
Dances With Ticks Posted by Silverwolf (Member # 9196) on :
Howdoo All,
As of this morning I'm prolly
'T-shirt for Trousers'/Flamingo-Crane Legs [for blushing down to me toes]
Maybe I am part of the 'upside down society'? Yeah that's it!
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
Princess Pill Pusher
Panics At Picc
Posted by lovingattitude (Member # 17569) on :
Pees in Bushes
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
Runs to Potty!!! Sounds like me too!!!
"head in the mud"
Posted by map1131 (Member # 2022) on :
Oh Tutu. Too funny. I was just thinking as I was reading these and thought about that I'm always telling others "you can call me Grace".
There is nothing graceful about me. Walls, doors, furniture, flooring they all get in my way.
I'll never forget about 25 yrs ago when I was at a concert (before the lights went out) and walking up the stairs with my beer in one hand and my popcorn in the other.
I tripped and went down and my beer and popcorn flew up in the air and landed on this lady & man.
I proceded down to buy more beer & popcorn. This time I very carefully walked back up the stairs, yes everyone was watching me. They had seen my act before.
Sure enough I tripped again and this time the beer & popcorn got me. Everyone in section was laughing at me and trying to cover their heads.
My husband made me go to the seat and he went for my 3rd try. NO I wasn't loaded.
So I'm Grace.
Pam
Posted by lovingattitude (Member # 17569) on :
Oh this is funny!
maybe
galactic warrior
or
spacewalker Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :
I have a new one too!
She who suffers with dignity (I hope).
One who survives....and survives and survives.
One who is surrounded by friends.
She who can sleep forever.
I love these threads.
Hugs,
Geneal
Posted by Starfall1969 (Member # 17353) on :
Pees by Starlight
Vertigo Violet
Shallow Breaths
Posted by AZURE WISH (Member # 804) on :
Mine would be
"lost in...wait... where am i again"
" the airless airhead" -
all the air must be in my head because it sure dont feel like its in my lungs
"miss rice krispies"
since i snap crackle and pop
Posted by Silverwolf (Member # 9196) on :
After reading the Brain Fog Funnies Thread here is a new name...
" Boggy Brained Burping Bunny " or
" Half-baked Brainless Hare.."
Silverwolf who'll be back shortly if I don't get lost on my way to the toilet.
I'm back txC is up from his nap so...BBL
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
Dances With Ducks is bringing this up!
Have fun!
Posted by Silverwolf (Member # 9196) on :
Silverwolf here:
Hi y'all !!!
Silverwolfi Swampclay-foot er...
Moonlit mugwump...er...
Rustic Reststop Revival...
Sandy-claws Suds for Brains...
Trips On Lint...
Voracious Vacuum in Brain Vault......uh somebody should stop me now... Posted by 2roads (Member # 4409) on :
I saw a tea shirt which sums me up...Runs with Beer.
Some others....
Flies by seat
Under Black Cloud
Mostly ****ed Off
Posted by 2roads (Member # 4409) on :
The stars correllated with urine beginning with a p and an i and a double s. Didn't think that was a really bad word.
Posted by treepatrol (Member # 4117) on :
Walking Eagle
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
I miss the ones no longer here .. like map1311, Meg, Azure, Curioser, BJK .. Who did I miss??
Where's Meg been?
Posted by MDW005 (Member # 22706) on :
I would be:
"Turtle with Crutches" or "Ring of Fire"
(sometimes I want to Stop-Drop and Roll!)
This was really enjoyable.LOL
[ 11-02-2009, 08:00 PM: Message edited by: MDW005 ]
Posted by MADDOG (Member # 18) on :
Pees on Trees
slides on ice
knows were every bathroom is for miles
ticks a lot
bit the dirt
legs like hunting bow
urologist finger up butt
OUCH
MADDOG
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
quote:Originally posted by MADDOG: knows were every bathroom is for miles
heeehee.. that's ME too!
Pees on trees.. now that's YOU all over the place! Posted by shelly23 (Member # 16124) on :
in the begining "twitchy withcY"
now rumbly tummy.
Posted by PB4 (Member # 20799) on :
I'm honorable Squaw "All in My Head"
or
little flower of **** poor doctor
or now, after Cowden for several months
Herb Kisser
Posted by Pinelady (Member # 18524) on :
Green Cloud
Thanks Tinny this is so cute.
Posted by Cold Feet (Member # 9882) on :
Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; Respect others in their view, and Demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, Beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and Its purpose in the service of your people.
Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, Even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and Bow to none. When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the food and For the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, The fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no living thing, For abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts Are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes They weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again In a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home."
Tecumseh, Shawnee
Posted by Thane (Member # 18480) on :
He Who Lays On Couch All Day
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
Terrified of Tygacil
Posted by Beth22 (Member # 30232) on :
This was a good laugh, thank you all! I am Limpsalot.
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
Those were so fun to read again! Thanks, Tracy!!
did you see charlie's??
I am still
"Walks into Walls" and "Runs to Potty"!!
Posted by luckylymie (Member # 30162) on :
Mama Bear Minimum
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
Tracy Not Forget This Thread
For us:
Clicks A Lot Votes A Lot Twitchy Fingers What's The Count Now 10K Club Top Car Dr J Gets Around We Track Lyme Lyme On Track 24 Hours Hurry Up!
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
Made me laugh again too. Thanks Tracy!
And Robin 456755... funny one you are!
And if I had to give you a name ... and since you are a bird... it might be...
Flies with brain in wind.
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
Of course I meant that in the nicest of ways.
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
Haha - of course you meant that in the nicest of ways!
Have been having a discussion with Cobweb on another site - she wants to vote for the car all the time - keeps thinking 24 hours has elapsed so she can vote again, and gets this message:
Not Yet Dodo
Back to my name: Why Do I Stay Up All Nite For This
Posted by randibear (Member # 11290) on :
too much poop
Posted by linky123 (Member # 19974) on :
Toxic Squaw
Posted by penguingirl (Member # 28688) on :
Terrified of Ticks
Always at CVS
Always at Whole Paycheck
Anxious if have to poop in public place
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
Take a tip from pigeons - they don't care!
Posted by penguingirl (Member # 28688) on :
Haha true Robin!
Here is another one since I am so vulgar..
Never solid poop (it's true - the day I have one I will rejoice)
Posted by Tracy9 (Member # 7521) on :
Ha Ha!! Robin you are SOOOO funny!!!
Toxic Squaw....that's a good one!!!
Penguin Girl, we have a discussion thread going on over at Facebook on poop. How I was lucky enough to be included on that particular thread I don't know!
Posted by linky123 (Member # 19974) on :
Tracy,
Great idea for a thread. Thanks for the LOLs everyone.
Posted by nefferdun (Member # 20157) on :
Nefferdun Is Never Done
I should change it to Always Dumb
Posted by Paul Mall (Member # 27581) on :
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