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Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :

I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed spider...

Anyhow...

If you hang a ziplock bag with water in it on your front porch by the door it will keep the flies away.

Try it.

[Big Grin]

Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :

I also heard a CD hung on a string will work too.

Posted by MDW005 (Member # 22706) on :

Tincup, that is too funny. I just said that exact line yesterday when a gnat flew in my mouth. [lol]

Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :

the CD on a string will work to keep birds out of a shed or garage,,,unless,,,they were born in there.

In that case sealing it completely is only answer till that whole generation has passed.

Sparrows are extremely pesky, crafty, and persistant messy critters

I USED to live where no amount of anything would hold down fly population. I claim to be from Missouri on that one,,,show-me!!!

Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :

I want TC to show me that one too!! Ha ha!!

While at church this morning (in prep for tomorrow) there was this nasty fly in there. I had to swing at him 3 times with a swatter before I got him.

I'm losing my AIM!! [bonk]

Seems I'm having to do lots of swinging these days to kill 'em out!!

Told my friend to be thinking of me tomorrow when that fly was NOT on her hymnal! [Razz]