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Posted by TrekCoord (Member # 48888) on :
According to quotes attributed to George Burns, you know you're getting old when your knees buckle and your pants don't.
You know you're getting when you bend down to pick up something from the floor and you think to yourself, "What else can I do while I'm down here?"
For me, I don't like sounding like breakfast cereal when I get up in the morning, "Snap, Crackle, and Pop!"
As the (in)famous Red Green would say "We're all in this together."
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
LOL... Good ones!
![[lol]](graemlins/lol.gif)
Posted by TrekCoord (Member # 48888) on :
Did you hear the joke about pizza?
It was too cheesy.
Posted by TrekCoord (Member # 48888) on :
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Posted by MannaMe (Member # 33330) on :
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
Posted by TrekCoord (Member # 48888) on :
"Well Clem, I had to shoot my fav-o-rite huntin' dog yesterday,"
"Was he mad?"
"Well, he weren't too pleased!"
(Someone take the keyboard away from me)
Posted by Keebler (Member # 12673) on :
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
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Posted by TrekCoord (Member # 48888) on :
What is gray, wrinkled and has a trunk?
An old mouse on vacation!
What do you call a naval destroyer?
A Hoo-la-hoop with a nail in it.
Why did the little boy throw his father's watch?
He wanted to see time fly.
(Seriously, someone take the computer away from me!!!)
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
Trek .. The last one is so old it has dust on it! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by MannaMe (Member # 33330) on :
What do you call a snowman in May?
A puddle.
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
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