Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
Posted by charlie (Member # 25) on :
....I'm left totally in the dark..... Posted by meg (Member # 22) on :
Posted by randibear (Member # 11290) on :
hey, wait minute, did you come to to my house????
Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :
I think you just summed up my life!
That is scary.
Hugs,
Geneal
Posted by CaliforniaLyme (Member # 7136) on :
THAT was a good one*)!*)!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Cobweb (Member # 10053) on :
Yeah- we have another live one for OFF Topic!
Speaking of lightbulbs though-seriously-I live in an apartment, and I'm about to move to another apartment- .
But here's my question. When I moved in here a year ago the overhead light in the kitchen was working. And it burned out about 2 months ago.
I just plugged in a lamp on top of the microwave. Do I have to replace the lightbulb in the overhead kitchen light before I move out?
Of course this would involve standing on a folding chair, holding my arms above my head , including the arm with the picc line,and trying to find the little thingies that hold the glass cover in place without looking.
Any special dispensation for Post Menopausal Lyme Brains who live alone and get a bit tipsy at times?
Never mind ,I figured out a solution I can live with - I'll just leave a lightbulb on the counter-they'll figure out soon enough where it goes.
Meanhwile , in the bathroom-the toilet paper dispenser is empty-however, there are two cardboard rolls and one half used roll lined up on the edge of the tub.
When the ratio gets to three cardboard rolls and one half used-it means I have to buy more toilet paper. So that's my rationale.
Later, Cobby
Posted by charlie (Member # 25) on :
....The toilet paper is SUPPOSED to go on the floor.
the thingy sticking out of the wall with the little spring-loaded plastic gizmo in it is to sit your beer can on....
Posted by sixgoofykids (Member # 11141) on :
Cobby, just go to the office and ask them to change it for you ... show them the PICC line for extra sympathy. If it's a large complex, I'm sure they'll do that for you since you obviously can't.
Posted by Cobweb (Member # 10053) on :
quote:Originally posted by charlie: ....The toilet paper is SUPPOSED to go on the floor.
the thingy sticking out of the wall with the little spring-loaded plastic gizmo in it is to sit your beer can on....
Charlie-time for an upgrade.
notice the lyme green accents Posted by charlie (Member # 25) on :
Hey Cobby that looks remarkably like dental operatory #2 except I'd be unlikely to spit the beer out.
I must have one.
Charlie
Posted by Cobweb (Member # 10053) on :
Oh Crap Mine was delivered today And there's no bidet... Save your money, Chap.
Posted by eliza85 (Member # 13630) on :
OH mY god you all just described my house from the toilet paper cardboard (usually around 4 on the floor) to the lightbulb, the chair and the #$%##@ garbage that is usually falling all over the place before ANYONE will take it out.
How about anyone else cooking and then theres the dishes no one can do, and I have a DISHWASHER!!!
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If it's a large complex, I'm sure they'll do that for you since you obviously can't.
