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Topic: LOL Valentine Jokes
steve1906
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 16206
posted 02-14-2009 05:31 PM
Question and Answer Valentine Jokes Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts. Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and we'll go places! Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you. Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who' ? A: A divorce lawyer. Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on. Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, but they had an apple. Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Valentine Joke Q: What did one snake say to the other snake? A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey. Knock, Knock, Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you! Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn't get a date. Q: What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th? A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A: A stamp. Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? A: You get buttered up. Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called? A: His ghoul-friend. Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? A: Antelope. I hope your laughing!!! Steve -------------------- Everything I say is just my opinion!
Posts: 3529 | From Massachusetts Boston Area | Registered: Jul 2008
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steve1906
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 16206
posted 02-14-2009 05:52 PM
i LIKE THIS ONE> How long have you been married? When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice. 'The first ten years are the hardest.' 'How long have you been married?' she asked. 'Ten years', he replied. -------------------- Everything I say is just my opinion!
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Beverly
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Member # 1271
posted 02-14-2009 06:23 PM
-------------------- God Bless You! Everything..is just my opinion.
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Robin123
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Member # 9197
posted 02-14-2009 07:46 PM
Very cute - thx, Steve!
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bettyg
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posted 02-15-2009 04:13 AM
steve he he please add them to SUPPORT to LYMETOO'S LAUGHTER THREAD with 500 - 100 jokes, stories, and graphics! wonderful, clean one! thanks
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