MADDOG
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I hear this giant kwham!!!!!
I ran to the livingroom and there is a wild turkey laying on my deck.
It ran into my windows on the back of my Aframe.
I ran out grabbed it and ,it said Why in the uck did you put these windows in my flight path.
Ha HA HA !!! April fools!!!!!!!!
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just don
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good one mad pup!!
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joalo
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You got me!!!
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just don
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My TRUE wild turkey story locally here wasnt as fun. It caused a fatal accident.
And yes the turkey did cross the road.
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map1131
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I just figured the wild turkey had been lymed? Must of been a bad brain fog day.
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Oh my gosh - I hope the turkey is ok - just needs to be sent back to flying school -
if he crossed the road, as Just Don remarked, we'll take him -
sorry about your windows -
PS Kwham now has a new home in the Chicken story (Why did the chicken cross the road) in off topic. He's recuperating.
This story, for all those who don't yet know, is for animals, ticks and one cluelessly infected hunter who cross roads together
(the Chicken started it all) and have adventures. They are soon to finish up with March Madness. Anyone can post the next part of the story.
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massman
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The turkey said you would not answer the door when it knocked.
That is why it kwhammed the door. After all it is a turkey from O-Hi-Ya
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Tincup
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You got me! And it is the day after April Fools Day!
Seems some of us like to make fools of others any day they can!
just don
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Tincup,
Next time you go follow the 'vee',, Take along the ugliest pic you can find of a wild turkey and 'duck' tape it to the front of his kayak like a hood ornament.
I was GOING to say a bottle of wild turkey,,,but glass bottles arent enviro friendly.
OR there is no fool like an old fool,,so you CAN USE MY PIC INSTEAD!!
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ping
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I like this April Fools joke much better than the "IDSA Folds" one... Of course, if the IDSA really did fold, then, it wouldn't be a joke and the best news in decades... Wait, what was I sayin'?
Thanks DOG. Too funny!
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