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joalo
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It's tires are always flat...
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kam
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It wobbles and wiggles and does fall down
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MannaMe
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The brake cables break....
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linky123
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It won't shift out of low gear.
-------------------- 'Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.' Matthew 11:28 Posts: 2607 | From Hooterville | Registered: Apr 2009
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Oh dear - now I have to come up with something!
A cow with no legs: udderly helpless???
A cow with two legs - sounds like it could ride a bicycle then? And if so, if the cow or the bike has Lyme, could this be considered a lame joke?
And if any of us try to figure this stuff out late at night, as it is right now, can we say this kinda stuff is pasture bedtime?
Posts: 13117 | From San Francisco | Registered: May 2006
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Ok, Ok, Robin should get a ribbon or something. Maybe a cowbell or some such trinket to declare her awesomeness.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. ~ ~ Robert Frost Posts: 221 | From Kentucky | Registered: Sep 2012
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kam
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Smiling
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just don
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If Robin cant solve these then all hope is lost!!
I thought everyone KNEW that a legless cow is called hamburger!!!
Now the new one I never heard before,,,,
That makes a 2 legged cow LEAN BEEF.
Now I am fresh out of ammo but will find more
(My crude attempt at surviving a 3 hour stint running a power washer. Boy that did me in!!)
-------------------- just don Posts: 4548 | From Middle of midwest | Registered: May 2001
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TxCoord got the yam answer! As the butter said to the jam, don't stop, you're on a roll...
Here's one of my favorite flying holidaze tailz:
A friend of mine was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Her plane made an unscheduled stop in Sacramento.
The flight attendant explained that if passengers wanted to get off the aircraft they could reboard in 30 minutes.
Everyone got off the plane except for one gentleman who was blind. His Seeing Eye dog lay quietly under the seats in front of him.
The man must have been a regular on that flight because the pilot approached him and said,
"James, would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" James replied, "No thanks. But maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs."
People in the terminal were aghast and pointing when they saw the pilot - wearing aviator sunglasses - emerge from the plane being led by a Seeing Eye dog!
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A blind gentleman went into the local box store with his seeing eye dog. He threw the dog in the air and with great effort began to swing the dog around him at the end of the lead.
"What are you doing?!?!?" folks shouted.
"Just looking around." he replied.
-------------------- I have a good time wherever I go! Posts: 665 | From Lost Wages, NV | Registered: May 2006
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