Tincup
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Member # 5829
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Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua.
As they sauntered down the street, the guy with Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured what the heck, so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. He knew his would be more unbelievable.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a fricking Chihuahua?"
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just don
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Why not buy a MAD DOG and see if you can tame him??
My grandson has some special dryland (I think desert)turtles,,,They make a great pet.
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me
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Member # 45475
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True story that happened today:
You know you have Lyme Disease when the billboard at Mc Donald's reads, "Try our new Lone Star Stack!"
Guess what I literally "read" at first?
"Try our new Lone Star Tick!"
You know, take away the "s" in "stack" and replace the "a" with an "i." I can totally see how that happened, right? Geez. Wow.
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