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Bartenderbonnie
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 49177

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Just returned home from primary doc office visit.

Said everything looks good - see you in 6 months.

[lol]

I ve never gone 30 days without something else breaking !

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Tincup
Honored Contributor (10K+ posts)
Member # 5829

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Got me laughing!

A Hold the Mayo Clinic Duck once said to a patient...

There's nothing wrong with you. We will give you a note good for 1 week to miss work so you'll have time to get back home.

That was 5 years after not being unable to work at all and was said to a patient with multiple untreated tick borne infections.

That Hold The Mayo Clinic- they just quack me up!

[lol]

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Tincup
Honored Contributor (10K+ posts)
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Oh, and to solve your problem...

Just get 6 ducks on your payroll and go to one of them each month till you start the cycle all over again.

That should cover you at least part of the time!

[Big Grin]

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Bartenderbonnie
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 49177

posted

I m on day 21 of LLMD Lyme treatment and am 25% better.

And that's with no immune system. Hopefully IVIG will start first of the year.

Top problem areas:

Vertigo
Tinnitis
Fatigue
Blurred vision
Wide spread pain
Spinal cord vibrating
Pins and needles in feet

Significant improvement:

No crawling sensations
No stabbing pains
No ghosts
No face numbness
No UTI s

That said, I still need a doc on speed dial.

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Robin123
Moderator
Member # 9197

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Got me! Funny? Then I got it. Same deal here for being told you're fine, see you in half a year...

For blurry vision and other Lyme eye symptoms, I've been able to get rid of them by drinking mangosteen juice, an anti-inflammatory juice.

I drink the Mango-Xan version as it's the most tart. I get it at the health food store and it's also found online. I drink around an ounce a day.

We're all different in how we respond to any remedy.

If you can find any health professional with a PEMF machine (pulsed electro-magnetic frequency), one that emits magnetic pulses, that's what took down my tinnitus for hours at a time when I was doing the machine treatment, which consisted of holding a coil while the machine beeped magnetic pulses.

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Bartenderbonnie
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 49177

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Thanks guys for all helpful messages. . .

I will search for PEMF treatments after the holidays.
I will also do shots of mangosteen juice.

The past 2 days have been horrific.

My go- to cure is Epsom salt baths but because I m SO THRISTY, I m am not gonna risk it.

I bought lidocaine 4% patches at drug store and they seem to help.

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