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Topic: The 12 Days Of Lyme Disease

BCLyme
Junior Member
Member # 47159

posted

This is my 22nd year posting this to various sites hoping to lift a spirit or two with a little humor.

I wish you all a happy and healthy (healthier) holiday and a bright new year.

Brian Carroll

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***** The Twelve Days of Lyme Disease *****

by Brian Carroll - [email protected]

On the (first, second, etc.) day of Lyme disease a deer tick gave to
me....

Twelve IVs dripping
Eleven ears ringing
Ten fingers tingling
Nine words switching
Eight muscles twitching
Seven lacks of sexing
Six MDs perplexing
FIVE WESTERN BLOTS
Four fleeting thoughts
Three skipped beats
Two burning feet and
An EM rash behind my left knee

Cheers!

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hiker53
Frequent Contributor (5K+ posts)
Member # 6046

posted

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Hiker53

"God is light. In Him there is no
darkness." 1John 1:5

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aklnwlf
Frequent Contributor (5K+ posts)
Member # 5960

posted

Needed a laugh! Thanks!

[lol]

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Do not take this as medical advice. This comment is based on opinion and personal experience only.

Alaska Lone Wolf

Posts: 6138 | From Columbus, GA | Registered: Jul 2004 | IP: Logged |

Robin123
Moderator
Member # 9197

posted

Thx - fun to sing!

Adding another:

Should our acquaintance be our lot,
And ever brought to mind,
Should our acquaintance be our lot,
Then Lyme, ye shall resign!

For Lyme, ye shall resign, and end,
For Lyme, ye shall resign!
We'll type our words of kindness yet,
So Lyme, ye shall resign!

Oh well, I tried!

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aklnwlf
Frequent Contributor (5K+ posts)
Member # 5960

posted

I liked it Robin!

[Big Grin]

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Do not take this as medical advice. This comment is based on opinion and personal experience only.

Alaska Lone Wolf

Posts: 6138 | From Columbus, GA | Registered: Jul 2004 | IP: Logged |

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