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That's right! Get your own forum troll for FREE*!
The forum troll will:
* Complain about your forum on other forums * Repeatedly get banned, but never leave, thanks to his never ending string of dynamic AOL ips * Manage to misspell even the most pasic of wortds * Post the 'newest' craze or the latest cure he just discovered * Provide you with countless hours of post pruning fun * Steer every topic off-topic * Start flame wars with anyone who dares point out their flawed personlaity * Desperately try to get your attention by calling you "a idot" * Claim he has administrator priviledges, but chooses not to use them * Pretend he is female * Ask everyone to do everything for him * Bump up year-old topics * Start his own web-hosting company with "UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH AND 10GB OF SPACE, FOR ONLY $1 A MONTH!!!!!" * Abuse your members * Make 90% of their posts less then 4 characters * Steal your forum/website design and make a replica of your site * Try to hack you by sending you a sub7 trojan conspicuously named "OPEN_ME.exe" * Reply to his own posts under a different username, congratulating his own greatness and glory * Claim he has hacked your website because he can view your HTML source in notepad * Brag about how is only 14 and can 'program' in HTML * Suggest improvements for your website, including "making everything Flash" * Accidentally post links to porn he has been visiting by accidentally pressing "CTRL-V" before posting * Make you question the quality of his genetic pool
Get yours now (no need to do anything, just setup a successful forum and wait)!
*Price excludes pain and suffering
-------------------- Lou B Posts: 2200 | From Mount Hope, New Jersey, USA | Registered: Oct 2000
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treepatrol
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Getting tired of it huh Lou?
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trueblue
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Bwahahaha
Sorry, LouB and thanks... the fun with trolls seems never ending, lately.
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Now, troll bowling... hmmm... that'd be some fun, no?
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kelmo
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Is he back!!!??? Can't we get rid of him for good? Does the man have a job?!
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lymemomtooo
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Sorry you have to deal with such things Lou.
And Cobweb, you need to add a few things to your post on trolls.
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Cobweb
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And Cobweb, you need to add a few things to your post on trolls. LMT-you're an I DOT. Any points for that,Lou?
Oh Man- you mean I didn't pass Troll 101 ? Does that mean I have to retake the course?
Maybe we'll just have to wait till the next lyme brain cycle. I have to go pack now. And yes we did get more than our original offer. CarolCobweB
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lymemomtooo
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Ok Carol B..Cobweb is calling me names..I vote for you...AND I do not know what an I DOT is..Did you leave out a letter? lmt
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Cobweb
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LMT -you must not be a troll, and furthermore you have flunked Troll 101 or you would know what an idot is you idot.
Read this FORUM Troll again- and paye atinshion dis tyme. Me tinks u meen well tho.
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Carol B
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Sorry about that LMT-Cobweb is a little out of hand these days-too much reality.
So I guess I don't have to take it personally that minnymouse evaporated-but something tells me he/she/it may be lurking in the shadows somewhere.
I don't think I would make a very good MOP (mole on patrol)-but glad others are watching my back.
lymemomtooo
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Hey Carol..I recently received a recipe for a good brew..the lime in the coconut one..Well you know Momma Coconut got it for me..Bless her pea picking heart..I do love her for all that she does.
However, not sure that I am not the senior one in the crowd.
How 'bout me making up a batch for the house warming or colding? Well which ever one you want to celebrate..I could leave out some ingredients for you and we could pretend to have a party..I have some hotdogs on cold storage too..lmt
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Cobweb
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only if there's fried bologna to go on the dogs. Sure hope Lymetoo doesn't come along- or you're going to get in trouble for leading me astray!
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