I know ya'll won't believe some of these things, but I swear I have done them. Is this part of lyme?
Putting the milk in the cabinet and chocolate in the refrigerator.
Brushing my teeth with VAGASIL...I swear I did it.
Wearing my pajama bottoms under my clothes....
Looking for glasses, when they were on my head...
Going to Walmart with a list, and then forgetting completely the list and why I was there...
wearing one blue and one black shoe to work...
And the list goes on, but you get the picture.....
Quotes for the day:
"You know you're going to have a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better."
"You know you're going to have a bad day when you get on the scale and it plays "I love a parade."
"You know you're going to have a bad day when you get on the scale and it says "one at a time."
Posted by ks mom (Member # 11626) on :
Hmmmm.....nope, not hard to belive at all. We all do wierd things like that at this house. Makes life really interesting and funny sometimes. [except when I am looking for the car keys cause we have to GO and there they are.... in the frig.! ] The many times we wore shirts inside out, or son wore PJs to school... and we didnt notice.... Dh wore his bedroom slippers to work recently, didnt notice till he got home.
How many times we couldnt find our house after living in it a couple months...[mostly at night, coming home from somewhere] and once we couldnt remember our street and had to look up our address Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :
I still think lyme patients would make a great sitcom.
Posted by 5dana8 (Member # 7935) on :
Have I done stupid lyme things? ...all the time
putting my keys in the fridge putting the ceral box in the fidge & the milk in the cabnet Saying the complete opposite of what I intended to say
Very frustrating but Gotta have a sence of humor about these thing or I would loss my mind a long time ago.
Blessings Dana
Quotes by Steven Wright:
" I used to have an open mind but my brains fell out"
"when everything is going your way, you're in the wrong lane"
"everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film"
Posted by Penn92 (Member # 9207) on :
Oh, PLEASE! I so relate to what you're saying. I attribute it to the fact that I can only effectively process one thing at a time. If I'm thinking about something other than what I'm doing RIGHT NOW, I do something goofy.
Pouring soup into a drinking glass
Putting stuff in the fridge that belongs in the freezer and vice versa
Turning my windshield wipers on when I meant to turn on the headlights
Making a list and leaving it at home/on the car seat
The list goes on and on. I just laugh and marvel that I haven't publicly humiliated myself yet. Posted by 5dana8 (Member # 7935) on :
Sorry I forgot to add one thing that does help me when I have my "lyme moments" in public.
"That's what I get for skipping my morning coffee"
This line works for me. Most everyone can relate to this
Hope this helps
blessings Dana
Posted by HEATHERKISS (Member # 6789) on :
Yuperee!
Try spraying hair spray on your pits.
Or how bout trying to take of eye makeup w/ nail polish remover?
Yikes. I think my neighbors across the street heard me scream.
Posted by treepatrol (Member # 4117) on :
yep feel like a puppet sometimes
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
You're normal, randi!! a normal lymie, that is!!
Please put questions like this in General of Off Topic. Thanks!
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