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Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
Subject: Mouse Ball Inspection

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by Boeing to its employees in all seriousness.

It went to all field sites about a computer peripheral problem. Understandably, the engineers were rolling around the floor hysterically.


"If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer."


 

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Posted by trueblue (Member # 7348) on :
 

 

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Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :
 
Can I use the same twist off method on my husband? Oh wait, that may cause a discharge.

That IS funny. Where do you find this stuff??

Hug,

Geneal
 

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Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
I have crazy friends who send me funny stuff! Actually, the one who sent this to me is a Lymie himself! Wouldn't you know it!
 

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Posted by bettyg (Member # 6147) on :
 
i know i sent that to you too! can't remember if i posted it on your laughter post or not; would you check so you add it there for more laughs for us all since this will get buried my friend!
 

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Posted by hopeful123 (Member # 3244) on :
 
only you would post this
 

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Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 

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Originally posted by hopeful123:
only you would post this

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Is that a compliment? or???
 

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Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
 
Originally posted by hopeful123 about the problems with mouse balls:

Only you would post this...

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Tutu said...

Is that a compliment? or???

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Pull up your pants tutu.. THEN we can talk.


 

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Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 

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Originally posted by Tincup:


Pull up your pants tutu.. THEN we can talk.

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I resemble that remark!!!
 

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