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Posted by jklynd (Member # 7550) on :

Pass this on....For dog lovers everywhere.

Dogs:

The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I
die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can
spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs
give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their
enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of
pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it
is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting
enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in
dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of
us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and
men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and
the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're
right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make
our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting
three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him
only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person
my dog already thinks I am.

Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :

[Big Grin]

I LOVE those!!

My favorites:

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and
the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're
right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner