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Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
 
This heat wave is nice if you are an egg wanting to fry and jump on a breakfast plate ... but otherwise it is just plain old HOT!

How hot is it?

It's so hot birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

How hot do YOU think it is?

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
It's so hot that picking up something simple like a TIN cup, you get burned!! [lol]

OH, I make myself laugh!! [Big Grin] [lol]
 
Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
 
save your money and buy ice,,,its gonna get hotter!!!!
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
Here's some good ones !!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1896164/how_hot_is_it.html

and.... "It's so hot the musicians are snorting ice cubes." ( borrowed that one too!) [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
 
HA! TuTu.. they were funny! You make me laugh too!

I liked this answer to the question- how hot is it?

"The hardware store is selling thermometers with readings of Fahrenheit, Celsius and Holy Crap!"

[lol]
 
Posted by arkiehinny (Member # 26546) on :
 
It's so HOT we can walk outside for 30 minutes for our Sauna/De-tox!!
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Tincup:

I liked this answer to the question- how hot is it?

"The hardware store is selling thermometers with readings of Fahrenheit, Celsius and Holy Crap!"

I liked that one too!! They had some funny ones. I brought the link so I wouldn't get into trouble for copying them!! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by arkiehinny:
[QB] It's so HOT we can walk outside for 30 minutes for our Sauna/De-tox!!
Good one! [Smile]
 
Posted by TnFlowerChild (Member # 24717) on :
 
It's so hot...

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

When the temperature drops below 95... you feel a little chilly!

Hot water comes out of both taps!

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance!

And... you discover that asphalt has a liquid state!

[lol] [lol] [lol]
 
Posted by MADDOG (Member # 18) on :
 
HELP I have been abducted by a forest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADDOG
 
Posted by daisyrlb (Member # 15686) on :
 
[lol] [lol] [lol]

Then I came to MADDOG's post. Huh??

Anyway, decided to get some more laughs and started at the top again...I get it MADDOG [bonk] [lol]
 
Posted by aklnwlf (Member # 5960) on :
 
It's so hot down here you have to go to h*ll just to cool off!

[lol]
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
Heat? What heat? Sorry, summer here don't do heat. Could you send some our way? Thx -
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
OH shut up, Robin!! That was uncalled for!!! [rant] [lol] [Big Grin]

(she's so right... darn it)

MADDOG... I get it too (finally)!!

It's so hot that just driving your car is a hazardous occupation!
 
Posted by MDW005 (Member # 22706) on :
 
It's so hot here; the cows are giving evaporated
milk, and the corn is getting sun burned ears. [Smile]
 
Posted by desertlily (Member # 13894) on :
 
Someone is going to have to explain MADDOG'S post to me, I'm still confused!

Oh wait, I just reread the posts, and I GOT it, HA! HA!

Here in Phoenix I think we invented hot! I even saw a lizard outside the other day, out of breath, panting! (Either that, or doing little push-ups, very cute!) [Cool]

Also a good way to boil water is to leave your water bottle in the car when you go into the store. Great fun when you go to take a sip when you get back and you're so thirsty and you think, "it can't be that hot, I was only in there for a few minutes!
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
MADDOG gets the prize here - lol -

Ok ok I get it now - where y'all are, you don't call em cows - you call them hamburger, well done.

And Lymetoo, honestly, I guess a moderator can't ban herself for her language here - just wait till 6 hears about this -
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
heheeehee!! I knew I could get away with that!! [lol] [Big Grin] [lol]

I still love you though!! [kiss]
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MDW005:
It's so hot here; the cows are giving evaporated
milk, and the corn is getting sun burned ears. [Smile]
This gets my vote for the worst!! [shake] Those are really really bad! [Razz] [lol]

Where's TC?? [confused]
 
Posted by MDW005 (Member # 22706) on :
 
You are a tough cookie "Lymes"too. Don't you have a delete button now? [lol]
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
Yeah - TC isn't taking any heat for having started all this,
and here I'm shivering in our usual damp fog and being teased for it -
Wwwaaaahhhh!
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
MDW... I forgot!! I could have deleted those terrible jokes!! [bonk]

And poor Robin is freezing over there!! I've been to SF, Robin, and I indeed froze to death in the middle of July!!

delete, delete, delete.... [lol]
 
Posted by RDaywillcome (Member # 21454) on :
 
Oops! Puddle! [dizzy]
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
Yeah, Ms Lyme2, I guess you've heard the Mark Twain line about the coldest winter he ever spent was a summer in SF.

I swear, we can go from sunny downtown to where I have to go out in the boonies, which happens to be next to the ocean which is responsible for all the fog cancelling summer! Please package some of that hot air and send it over here.

Yes, delete the fog. You can do that, can't you, with your newfound powers?

Rday - puddle?
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
I think RDay lost his way and found this thread!!

Whassup, RDAY??
 
Posted by desertlily (Member # 13894) on :
 
Maybe RDay is so hot he has melted into a puddle!
 
Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDkCn1iEIac

Hot Stuff Lyrics by Donna Summer

Note: I went from laying here with hot feet due to lyme and company to thinking I might change the lyrics to some song called hot stuff...

looked the song up on u tube

then the brain recalled this thread on LN

now if the brain was working longer than a flash in the pan..i would tie all this in by changing Donna Summers Lyrics

instead...i am joining rday in that puddle
 
Posted by BoxerMom (Member # 25251) on :
 
It's so hot I'm rusting!

Hey! That doesn't make any sense!

Oh yeah, I'm in the Pacific NW, dressed head-to-toe in polar fleece! Summer here starts on the fifth of July. (Get it?)

(For those who don't, it rains on all the Fourth of July picnics and fireworks, then summer starts the next day.)

BoxerMom
 
Posted by desertlily (Member # 13894) on :
 
BoxerMom, would you mind telling me about what your name means? I was just wondering, because my son used to be in the Navy and he was on the USS Boxer, so I was wondering if you were a fellow Boxer mom! [Wink]

So, when summer finally does get there, how hot does it get?
 
Posted by desertlily (Member # 13894) on :
 
BoxerMom, I just read in the post about names, that it's because you have two wonderful Boxer DOGS! Ok, question asked and answered! Hope your husband feels better, babesia is a four letter word in my house.
 
Posted by Need Lots of Help (Member # 18603) on :
 
You know it is hot when you go swimming and the beach and pool are hot as bath water.........
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
Lymetoo, with her temporary delete powers, managed to delete our fog today - thank you - it's been a great day out there!
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
[Cool] ( my "cool" face! )
 


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