I know you have things that run through your mind that you are really glad others can't tell are there or they would think you were nuts.
Time to spill the beans!
I'll go ahead and start because you know this dumb stuff will make me laugh by saying it out loud ... and your crazy questions will make me laugh too!
"How many times do I think I can wipe off the toaster with a wet towel, with it still plugged in, before I get shocked?"
"Who makes lids for stuff? Is there a big lid factory somewhere that I just haven't ever heard about?"
"Where DOES that other sock really go when you do the laundry? Sock heaven... or worse?"
"Who invented dancing?"
OK... your turn!
And don't you dare tell me you never have crazy questions or thoughts and leave me sitting out here on my own!
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
How do chickens sit on eggs without crushing them
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck
Why does a round pizza come in a square box
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... Coincidence
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
I love this one>> Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them
Posted by penguingirl (Member # 28688) on :
Where do your eyelashes go that float in your eye and you just couldn't manage to get them out?
Why do slugs like the smell of beer? (my parents use beer to lure them from their vegetable garden)
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
Am I allowed to think I'm a cashew or a peanut or pistachio?
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
Has this ever happened to U...
Q-I ask, did anyone see my glasses?
A- The ones you're are wearing!!! I can't tell you how many times I've done that.
Brain dead!!!
Posted by sutherngrl (Member # 16270) on :
How do they get the caffeine out of the de-caf coffee?
Why does my hair dryer always break before my hair gets dry?
Lid Factory???? What about Peanut factory.....the little white peanuts you use for packing things? Is there a peanut factory?
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
quote:Originally posted by sutherngrl: [QB] How do they get the caffeine out of the de-caf coffee?
I know! I know!! With chemicals!! .. sorry, mine wasn't funny!!! Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
quote:Originally posted by steve1906: How do chickens sit on eggs without crushing them
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck
Why does a round pizza come in a square box
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2
STILL LAUGHING!! Posted by DJP (Member # 5893) on :
Hey Tincup, PM me if you get this, I've tried to email you a few times about the web site. Thanks, Deb
Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
I cant think of any,,but I am reading and learning
One sock is because sock monster in washer/ dryer is one legged
hurry up folks,,,I am one laugh short today!!!!
ever notice Tincup starts the best threads,,,always timely and needed,,its a gift she has!!!
Posted by Misfit (Member # 26270) on :
I don't have any good ones, either...but keep 'em coming!
Posted by randibear (Member # 11290) on :
i like the george "hippie dippy weather man" one --
what's a "near miss"? it's either a hit or it's not....
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
Here's a good one>
Why do we spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up!!!
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
Here's another one:
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal!!!
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
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