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Posted by sutherngrl (Member # 16270) on :
 
Yes a deer rang my mother's doorbell. It was approximately 3:00am; her doorbell rang. She couldn't imagine who was ringing the doorbell at that hour. Maybe a family emergency, maybe kids playing a joke.

She looked out her peep hole and saw no one. Then she looked out the front window and there standing in her yard was a deer. Next day she saw where it had eaten some flowers in her flower bed.

My moms doorbell is lighted, so maybe that got his attention; curious I guess.

Thank goodness she didn't answer the door!
 
Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
 
Thats funny.

Dont know if you meant it that way.

Its better they ring the door bell than smash thru the large picture window.
 
Posted by sutherngrl (Member # 16270) on :
 
I did mean it to be humorous. All we could do was chuckle when my mom told us about it.

And yes, glad he didn't smash thru the window. I guess he was being polite.
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
This one I had to see - thx for a fun heading - what a well-trained animal - next time, it might drop in for some tea -

Could you call it ringing the deerbell?
 
Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Robin123:
This one I had to see - thx for a fun heading - what a well-trained animal - next time, it might drop in for some tea -

Could you call it ringing the deerbell?

Oh boy,,,here goes Robin again!!!!

Cant wait to hear the rest of her story!!
 
Posted by lymeladyinNY (Member # 10235) on :
 
Ha, ha! Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs! [Smile]
 
Posted by sutherngrl (Member # 16270) on :
 
Robin, wish I would have thought of "deerbell". Thats a good one!
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
Though a deer, a tall-tale deer,
re: a drop-in ven-i-son,
me, I'm game, to all, myself -
fol-low 'long: a doorbell rung!!
So, a need to cull this thread??
La, la la la la la doe!!
Tea?? I think this deer's well bred!!
Which will bring us buck to
Uh uh, oh deer!!

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by lymeladyinNY (Member # 10235) on :
 
LOL!!! So cute!!
 
Posted by lou (Member # 81) on :
 
If it comes in for tea, tell it to leave the ticks outside.
 
Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :
 
Deer me....what's next?

Hugs,

Geneal
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
You guys are way too funny!!

Nice lyrics, Robin! [lol]
 
Posted by sk8ter (Member # 8671) on :
 
clever Robin...LOL
 
Posted by sammy (Member # 13952) on :
 
That's so funny! I would have loved to have been there and seen it myself. Thanks for sharing the laugh sutherngrl [Smile]
 
Posted by lyme in Putnam (Member # 11561) on :
 
[Smile] [Smile] Needed that
 
Posted by Carol in PA (Member # 5338) on :
 
Second verse, worse than the first.

Doe, a deer, on my front lawn.
Rang the doorbell on a dare.
Me, it got me out of bed,
Fall'd asleep without a care.
So, I looked out of the door.
Tra-LA - she stood there, legs of four.
Teeth marks in my flower bed.
Do you think I want to la la la la

(Taking suggestions for the last line.)
[Razz]


p.s. Sing to the tune of "Do Re Me."

[ 03-15-2011, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: Carol in PA ]
 
Posted by TnFlowerChild (Member # 24717) on :
 
Oh Robin123!!!!! [kiss] [hi]
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
Go Carol!! [lol]
 
Posted by momintexas (Member # 23391) on :
 
[Smile] Funny story - thanks for sharing - love the clever song ideas too!
 
Posted by randibear (Member # 11290) on :
 
wait a minute. it's not christmas.

was it rudolph delivering late?

if it is, then it's my presents cause i didn't get any.....

so now i know where they went!!!!
 
Posted by sutherngrl (Member # 16270) on :
 
Glad you liked my story. Thanks for the songs!

Randibear, I will have to ask my mother if he left any presents.
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
uh huh... he probably DID leave a present.. but not one you'd want to keep!! [lol]
 
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
Nice second verse, Carol!! As fine as the first!

Now does anyone have a turd verse?!!! Well, thx for your contribution, Lymetoo!
 
Posted by map1131 (Member # 2022) on :
 
Deer are creatures of habit. If the deer found anything pleasurable, it might be back.

I'm not a deer fan. I see deer and I see misery.

That deer wouldn't want to ring my bell! lol

No, I don't want to hear from the Bambi lovers. I have a real fear and when I look into the woods or nature setting "I see dead deer".

Pam
 
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
 
Spring has sprung, the grass has riz,

I wonder where the FRUITCAKES is?

[lol]

Think I found them here!
 


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