I have no idea of the origin of this. I found it in some old files I had saved - I believe from the 90's. Enjoy!
MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Back door of a cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when a patient dies
Bowel A letter like A, E, I, 0, U
Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan Searching for Kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Coma A punctuation mark
D & C Where Washington is
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker
Fibula A small lie
G.I. Series A baseball game in the Army
Hang Nail A Coat Hook
Impotent
Distinguished: Well Known
Joint A place to get drunk
Labor pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff A Doctor's Cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Cheaper than Day Rates
Node Was aware of
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Pap Smear A fatherhood test
Pelvis A relative of Elvis
Post-Operative A letter carrier
Quack A duck call
Recovery Room A place to do upholstery
Rectum Dang near killed him
Secretion Hiding something
Seizure A Roman Emperor
Tablet A small table
Terminal Illness Sick at the Airport
Tumor More than one
Urine Opposite of “You're Out”
Varicose Near by
Vein Conceited
Wound Proposed to
X-ray Now called by another name
Yolk A funny story
Zinc The place where you wash dishes
Posted by Ann-Ohio (Member # 44364) on :
I hope some people read this. We all need a laugh today - below zero in lots of places.
My favorite definition is the one listed before "secretion.
Keep warm!
Posted by TxCoord (Member # 9204) on :
Snicker, snicker!
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
Snow - Ice - cold here!!!!!!
I like this one....
Terminal Illness Sick at the Airport
Steve
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
HA! I like this one...
Nitrates Cheaper than Day Rates
But, most were funny! Thanks for sharing!
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
Good ones! Posted by MADDOG (Member # 18) on :
Artemi-sinin
Lusting while looking at naked art.
MADDOG
Posted by TxCoord (Member # 9204) on :
MRI dyslexic Tx says "No, it should be I R M (my middle name)"
Lupus - musical term for "play it again".
Posted by Keebler (Member # 12673) on :
- When I was around 10 years old, at the dinner table, I mentioned adultery in the context that it was the state of being an adult vs. childhood.
My parents shot their food across the room and set me straight only in so far as I was wrong about that and should not use that word again in that way.
But they would not tell me what adultery was. -
Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
Adultery - a place for stupid a-dolts, as in get thee to a doltery.
Fibro - go away, brother (fie, bro!)
Lyme - when you're lame in the South
Babesia - see ya, baby!
Tularemia - directions to La Remia
Pain - with cash, Visa, Paypal, etc
Bedside manner - a fancy estate
[ 01-24-2016, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: Robin123 ]
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
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Steve
Posted by NanceLynn (Member # 47321) on :
RE: photos above: "Houston, we have a problem."
By the way, that list at the top ... good for some laughs, and I sure needed THAT kind of medicine today!! Thanks
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