One is "M I Crooked letter, crooked letter I, crooked letter, crooked letter I, humpback, humpback, I _______ floatin' down to ___ ________" (yup, ya gotta guess!)
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Steve
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
LL COOL?
Steve
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Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
Then ONLY reason TuTu made a smiling face is cause she has no clue what any of you are talking about. She doesn't get it.
Me neither.
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Posted by TxCoord (Member # 9204) on :
That's how my Mama taught me how to spell that name/word!
Another was back in 64/65 and the teacher giving the spelling bee gave us the word "action". There was a popular commercial at the time on TV for batteries (I think) and I can still hear them singing,
"That's a, c, tion" and if you looked around the room you could see every kid nodding their in time to the music in their brain.
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
Just to be clear.... I hate you all. Or is it riddles I hate?
After several days thinking about this and letting it make me crazy, I FINALLY KNOW the answer, YOU PIGS! (Can you tell riddles are not my thing?)
The Mississippi River!
Yes, I'm cool! But riddle me no mo or I'll bite you!
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
. Good for U Tin! * Bite Me...
I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?
Steve
Posted by me (Member # 45475) on :
Fear?
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
Me,,,Bingo......
A man bumps into his mathematician friend on the street that he hasn't seen in 5 years.
The man asks the mathematician how old his children are. The mathematician, who always replies in riddles said,
"I now have three children. The sum of their ages is equal to the number of windows on the building in front of you and the product of their ages equals 36."
The friend then says "I need one more piece of information." The mathematician then replies "My youngest child has blue eyes." What are the ages of the mathematicians three children?
Steve
Posted by me (Member # 45475) on :
12?
Posted by TxCoord (Member # 9204) on :
Uhhh, New Jersey?
“T” John (which means “Little John” to the Cajuns stopped in dem Home Despot cuz his PawPaw said, “Brought me dem 2X4”
So T John tol’ dat man in de sto' what he wanted and de man say, “How long you need dem 2X4?”
“Oh my frien’ PawPaw say a long time – we building a house!”
Posted by Tincup (Member # 5829) on :
Someone should throw you out in the snow to sleep. In fact, I'd pay them to!
Posted by steve1906 (Member # 16206) on :
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Steve
Posted by sutherngrl (Member # 16270) on :
Well I got one of these in 1 second flat. Guess where I live.
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