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Posted by philly78 (Member # 31069) on :

LOL! Thought this was funny.
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Mathematics:

This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!

Posted by joalo (Member # 12752) on :

[lol]

Posted by momlyme (Member # 27775) on :

Thanks Philly! I am posting this on facebook... LOL.

[Big Grin]

Posted by BoxerMom (Member # 25251) on :

OMG! You've just explained my whole life mathematically. I knew something was wrong with my equation...

Posted by penguingirl (Member # 28688) on :

That is great - love it!