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hopeful123
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I've seen some of these before, but still good for a Tuesday morning laugh...

Subject: FW: Fw: bumper stickers


Thought you might enjoy.

Zen for those who take life too seriously:

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

13 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Lyme Gypsy
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[spinning smile] [Big Grin]
Hopeful, thanks for the laugh that was cool.
Love & Light
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char
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Awesome!

Not many replies-guess sense of humor taxed for a lot of us right now.
Keep up the good work!

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You're right Char- I kind of had an attitude-like I was in a bad mood and I wasn't going to do anything to get out of it-so I ignored this thread-

Until this morning-when i can see and feel the sun shining-so I opened it-and love it-and am so grateful for it-

Thank you Hopeful,
I got more than just a smile or two- I laughed out loud-best way to live life with lyme.

Carol in Md.
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Thank You! soooo funnnny....
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AZURE WISH
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Funny thread .....

Thank You hopeful [Smile]

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