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Topic: When will it all end????

LabRat
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 78

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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London .

One took a window seat and the other
Sat next to him in the middle seat
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the
Arab in the window seat said,
"I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine,
"I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs
Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other
Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the
Marines other shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing,
The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
And knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pi**ing in cokes?"

[ 30. October 2007, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: LabRat ]

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Lymetoo
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Member # 743

posted

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Opinions, not medical advice!

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Geneal
Frequent Contributor (5K+ posts)
Member # 10375

posted

Hugs,

Geneal

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webmeg
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Member # 13647

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Meg
Honored Contributor (10K+ posts)
Member # 22

posted

Oh, Lab...there you go picking on those poooor Arabs again! [lol]

Meg....not to be confused with webmeg [Smile]

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randibear
Honored Contributor (10K+ posts)
Member # 11290

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i was drinking a coke and spewed it out.

now look what you guys have done!!!

semper fi!!!!

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do not look back when the only course is forward

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just don
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 1129

posted

NOW,,,,,,

I spose we should take up a collection for Randibear,,,

to fund her cleaning supplies,,,

to clear her monitor of spewed Coke???

Jus' LOOK what ya did Labrat!!!

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just don

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