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Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
 
In the best jest of Johnny Carson fame. he always asked "HOW 'HOT' IS it???"

It is so hot a robin pulling a worm out of the ground had to use a 'hot pad'!!!

okay,,,your turn "HOW 'HOT' is it???
 
Posted by 5dana8 (Member # 7935) on :
 
I am not so good at remembering jokes but the piture on the link below say it all [Big Grin]

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt791.html
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk....BOy, is that old!! [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by meg (Member # 22) on :
 
How hot is it?

The hottest temperature on Earth ever recorded most likely occurred in Death Valley, California during 43 consecutive days between July 6 and August 17, 1917. During those days, the temperature was over 48 degrees Celsius (120 degrees Fahrenheit). The national weather service recorded 56.7 �C (134 �F). The date reported there was July 10, 1913.

Yeah, that HOT!!!
 
Posted by lymemomtooo (Member # 5396) on :
 
It was so hot at our county fair that the hogs were biting one another to chase each other away from a small wet spot in their pens.

Not a joke a reality..All animals had to have fans to keep them alive.

High 90's on the grounds but much worse in the barns.
 
Posted by Bruceallan (Member # 9317) on :
 
It is so hot that I would have to land on the sun to cool down! [Wink]

Here in Alliance Ne been 99 to 109 all july.

Pierre SD hit 120, (just north of us) been 70 years since it was close to that, see report here :

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2006-07-20-south-dakota-heat_x.htm

Later Bruce
 
Posted by 5dana8 (Member # 7935) on :
 
"Its so hot when I walked out at lunch my shadow decided to stay inside"

"Its so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk"

"It's so hot the trees are whistlin for the dogs"
 
Posted by lymemomtooo (Member # 5396) on :
 
Oh man Bruce..Wouldn't you like to keep it instead of sending it east??? I heard they are predicting 105 for here Tues and WEd.
 
Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
 
Dana,
NOW those were GOOD ones!!!

Bruceallen,
I agree, it is THAT hot. guy put a thermometer on his lawn grass and it was real brown and wilted and showed 140* and his real temp was 'only' 95* or so.

Tutu,

I was ready to say I tried to fry an egg on the sidewalk and it burnt to a crisp before I could turn it!!!

OR it was so hot when walked outside the sun burned right thru me so NO shadow.

Ir really was THAT hot today,,,yikes and more to come. One more day then get back to norms(for a couple days). Lets just say it doesnt take long to look at a piece of metal after picking it up in the sunshine these days!!!(like a wrench)
 
Posted by Bruceallan (Member # 9317) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lymemomtooo:
[q] Oh man Bruce..Wouldn't you like to keep it instead of sending it east??? I heard they are predicting 105 for here Tues and WEd. [/q]

Nah I Belive in sharing [Cool]
 
Posted by bettyg (Member # 6147) on :
 
It's been so hot that I have just peeked out the back door the last two days, and just said, "UFFDA".

You can do a search of this word in the general support....Norwegian word!

Seriously, I've so enjoyed being inside playing on my pc that freezes up so much and shuts down more than I do this past 1-2 weeks. Yes, it's getting time for a new pc after 6 yrs. with NO work done on this one!

But got to get more of my $3800 out of pocket expenses back from BLUE from others states: Minn. and the states where my body labs went to!
Learned the other day, the last digit of the SS/BC number was cut off .... delaying claims in other states! big uffda! How hot was I; hot enough to match the temps out the last 2 days...lol [Big Grin]
 
Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :
 
It is "SO" hot:::

That seat belt buckles make great branding irons


Taters are baked inground, pull one out with your finger ,butter,salt and pepper and eat


It gets below 95* and you start feeling chilled


It only takes two fingers to steer a car.


Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice. To prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs!!!
 
Posted by mlkeen (Member # 1260) on :
 
Well Don-

It is so hot I couldn't think of a one liner!

I just contracted on a cap price on heating oil for next winter, $2.64 a gallon. NOW, that's enough to make you hot!

Mel
 
Posted by Virgil and Mary (Member # 9602) on :
 
Thanks for the posts. They were real cool!
 
Posted by char (Member # 8315) on :
 
It's so hot I took my socks off and went outdoors with just sandles! (first time in a yr!)These lymie piggies evidently defrost at triple digit temperatures.
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 5dana8:
"It's so hot the trees are whistlin for the dogs"

[lol]
 
Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by just don:
It only takes two fingers to steer a car.



Oh yeah. I know those days!

Hey, it's only supposed to be around 100 here this week [bonk] ....Cool, compared to what some of you are reporting!
 
Posted by meg (Member # 22) on :
 
--the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

--you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

--the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

--you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

--The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

--you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

--hot water now comes out of both taps.

--you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

That last one's not too far from the truth here! When it's hot like this we get huge thunderbusters in the afternoon every day [Roll Eyes]
 


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