Hi Gang,I went to the grocery an got a gallon of milk and some other stuff.
I came home and when I opened the truck door a dozen eggs fell out and some broke.
While saving the eggs and carrying everything else in I lost the milk.
I thought I had left it at the store as I have done that a lot.
Three days later I went to wash some clothes and there in the washing machine was the milk ,quite rotten it was.
MADDOG
Posted by charlie (Member # 25) on :
...at least it was clean....
Posted by Parisa (Member # 10526) on :
Maybe part of your brain had plans to churn it? or you had a newfangled approach to cleaning your clothes?
At least it was the milk in the washing machine and not you!
Posted by liesandmorelies (Member # 15323) on :
Maddog,
Thank you for making me feel more normal. One day I could not find the OJ in the Fridge
Turns out I had put it away in the the extra-pantry with some bulk dry food that I store.
It was rancid by the time I found it.
Oh well, at least we found it sooner or later. It would have drove me nuts if I never found it, how bout you?
Posted by AnnaL (Member # 18464) on :
My funniest brain fog moment:
I'd just swung my purse over my shoulder. See, I needed to buy cat litter and groceries. I put my cell phone in my purse and grabbed the grocery list. I started walking to the door.
And I then realized that I wasn't wearing any pants.
-AnnaL
Posted by Leelee (Member # 19112) on :
Goodness! So many of us have had "head-scratching" moments!
Thanks for sharing, all of you. I would write about mine, too, but my memory isn't working. Posted by Gerifrog (Member # 17990) on :
- Last week, I put the phone book in the freezer and deli cheese in the dishwasher.
My worst was when I was splitting hamburger into 2 smaller packages. I put one in the fridge for dinner
and the other in a little used drawer. Didn't find it for 2 weeks. Ugh!
AnnaL - At least you realized BEFORE you went out.
Geri -
Posted by LisaS (Member # 10581) on :
LOL thanks for the laugh today! I can never find anything anymore. The scary thing is that I still havent found anything, one day I am going to come across a pile of cell nphones, purses, and keys...
Posted by bettyg (Member # 6147) on :
MADDOG, hilarious!! and so are the rest of the stories.
before i forget about it, in off topic ....mom was collecting stories like this in her post; can't remember what it is called, but these are the stories she wanted ok.
could you copy your post & all replies to it so they can be preserved in posterity...WE NEED A LAUGH !! thanks maddog.
for 3-4 weeks now, i type a reply and can'[t figure out why i don't see it posted; I KEEP HITTING NEW POST vs. ADD REPLY!! geez.
i walk from room to room lately and can't remember why i'm there. so i go back to where i was earlier, sit down and then REMEMBER why i got up the 1st time; then to forget a 2nd and 3rd time! uffda. Posted by PB4 (Member # 20799) on :
Thanks for the laugh. I think we all have days like the ones in this post.
Posted by PB4 (Member # 20799) on :
Hey, I just noticed that my profile says "Junior Member". I've had too many birthdays to qualify for junior anything. How do I get this changed? I tried to get in my profile but I don't seem to be able to fix this.
Posted by charlie (Member # 25) on :
....it has to do with how many times you've posted, not your age.
Better get on the stick if you want to catch up with TuTu....
Posted by Starfall1969 (Member # 17353) on :
Yesterday I was ready to go to the store and I couldn't find the coupons that I had just had in my hand.
I yelled at the kids to go find my coupons, since I was sure one of them had run off with them.
Well, after 15 minutes of fruitless searaching, I found them in my purse.
Oh, and this has NOTHING to do with Lyme, but reading about the milk in the washer made me think of this...
A firend was in the hospital, and her husband was making dinner for the kids one night.
He wanted to quick-thaw some chicken, so...
he put it in the dryer on high heat.
I thought that was hilarious.
Posted by bettyg (Member # 6147) on :
you'll be a jr. until you get up to 1,000 posts !!!
only MODERATORS can change your status; not you...
Posted by pepperspeck (Member # 18837) on :
I came home from shopping and put a bag of frozen broccoli in the (never used) microwave rather thatn the freezer. After a while the kitchen smelled so terrible. Really terrible. Told my husband that a mouse must have died in the walls. Awful. Son opens microwave and, well..ughhh. Must have been a month of fermentation going on in that bag. Posted by Geneal (Member # 10375) on :
I know I've done worse, but now I buy two of the important things.
Helps me remember to put at least one of every item away
Where it belongs.....
Hugs,
Geneal
Posted by Starfall1969 (Member # 17353) on :
I put the milk in the cupboard with the cereal the other day.
Good thing I realized it right away...
Posted by Gerifrog (Member # 17990) on :
- Of all the things that I have lost... I miss my mind the most!
Geri -
Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :
Thanks for the laugh Mad Dog...glad it was not ice cream.
Posted by liesandmorelies (Member # 15323) on :
Starfall and pepperspeck,
These are funny too. Love this thread. Need to laugh more often!
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