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Posted by randibear (Member # 11290) on :
 
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!

It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

Well!

I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!
 

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Posted by momlyme (Member # 27775) on :
 
LOL!!


 

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Posted by AZURE WISH (Member # 804) on :
 
ha ha. thank u for the laugh.

Finally, medicine I am not allergic too
 

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Posted by Lymetoo (Member # 743) on :
 
That should work!!!
 

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Posted by momindeep (Member # 7618) on :
 
Too funny!
 

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Posted by sammy (Member # 13952) on :
 
I need to get some Dawn
 

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Posted by momintexas (Member # 23391) on :
 
Ha! Good one.
 

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Posted by skies (Member # 28064) on :
 
LOL.
 

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Posted by joalo (Member # 12752) on :
 

 

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Posted by Garbagedump (Member # 26546) on :
 

 

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Posted by mustluvdogs (Member # 18273) on :
 
That's funny.
 

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Posted by Robin123 (Member # 9197) on :
 
This reminds me of an old song:

As I was walking down the street,
a billboard met my eye -
the advertisements written there
would make you laugh and cry -

The rain and hail had come last nite
and washed it half away,
and what was left of that billboard
would make that billboard say:

Oh, smoke a coca-cola -
tomato catchup cigarettes
Watch Lillian Russell wrestle
with a box of caskarettes.

Pork and beans will meet tonite
at the finished fight,
And Chauncey Depew will lecture
On sapolio tonite.
 

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Posted by Rumigirl (Member # 15091) on :
 
Great one, Randi. Now you have that problem solved. See how easy it is? Maybe you could make millions on that?!
 

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Posted by Silverwolf (Member # 9196) on :
 
<<<<< Randibear >>>>>,

Hey Sis' that was funny... a cute joke, I needed the laugh!!!

Er...a word of caution...

Don't use -New Zealand Springs Fragrance Dawn Dish-washing liquid-... if you may be chemically sensitive...

Smells great,but absorbing it thru' the skin,washing dishes etc. has given me a nasty,chemical flu...

Still can't eat normal foods ..I do like the joke tho' LOL!!!
 

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