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randibear
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I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!

It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

Well!

I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!

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momlyme
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LOL!!

[Big Grin]

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Toxic mold was suppressing our immune systems, causing extreme pain, brain fog and magnifying symptoms. Four days after moving out, the healing began.

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AZURE WISH
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ha ha. [Smile] thank u for the laugh.

Finally, medicine I am not allergic too [Smile]

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Lymetoo
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That should work!!! [Big Grin]

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momindeep
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Too funny!
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sammy
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I need to get some Dawn [Smile]
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momintexas
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Ha! Good one. [Smile]
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skies
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LOL. [lol]

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joalo
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[lol] [lol] [lol]

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Currently doing acupuncture and yoga.
Negative Igenex (IND & Pos Bands)
ISSUES AFTER: Tendonitis, letter reversal, Low immune system.
PREVENTION:SaltC,Iodine,Humaworm,
Chiropractic.

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mustluvdogs
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That's funny.
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Robin123
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This reminds me of an old song:

As I was walking down the street,
a billboard met my eye -
the advertisements written there
would make you laugh and cry -

The rain and hail had come last nite
and washed it half away,
and what was left of that billboard
would make that billboard say:

Oh, smoke a coca-cola -
tomato catchup cigarettes
Watch Lillian Russell wrestle
with a box of caskarettes.

Pork and beans will meet tonite
at the finished fight,
And Chauncey Depew will lecture
On sapolio tonite.

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Rumigirl
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Great one, Randi. Now you have that problem solved. See how easy it is? Maybe you could make millions on that?!
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Silverwolf
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<<<<< Randibear >>>>>,

Hey Sis' that was funny... a cute joke, I needed the laugh!!!

Er...a word of caution...

Don't use -New Zealand Springs Fragrance Dawn Dish-washing liquid-... if you may be chemically sensitive...

Smells great,but absorbing it thru' the skin,washing dishes etc. has given me a nasty,chemical flu...

Still can't eat normal foods ..I do like the joke tho' LOL!!!

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[ Clinical Dx w/ two positives and several IND's on the tests from Igenex ], Prior Dx of CFIDS/CEBV 1992, and FMS '93-'94
Diabetes*2 Dx 10/'08

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