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Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :

This was on my AOL page when I opened it up.

Don't know if anyone is brave enough to post their mate must haves...but thought it would be interesting. I know my must haves have changed since coming down with lyme disease.

Rule No. 2
Identify What You Really Want From Love

Everybody's got a list of ''mate must-haves.'' Those are the things that you absolutely, positively, MUST HAVE in order to even give a guy or girl the time of day. Write it all down so you'll know the minute you've come across a candidate, otherwise, you'll be shooting in the dark.

Posted by AZURE WISH (Member # 804) on :

1. Must not get mad at me or bail becuase of all the "can't" lyme has imposed on my life that i have no control over.

I never seem to get past number 1. [Frown]

If you are asking what my ideal guy would be -

well here it is in random order (note this is an ideal list)

- nice

- intelligent

- creative

- no control issues

- not a sociopath

- funny (or at least doesnt take everything seriously)

- doesnt think art is stupid

- does not have kids and understands that I am not having them....ever.

- is nice to my cat

Posted by HaplyCarlessdave (Member # 413) on :

That sounds like a good list for my taste- but she has to like music and the outdoors, too...
As for my mate (as opposed to Mate...), I like the "eco-teas" "fairly traded" stuff-- I have a cup right here.....
DaveS

Posted by Loribelle (Member # 6293) on :

quote:
Originally posted by HaplyCarlessdave:
That sounds like a good list for my taste- but she has to like music and the outdoors, too...
As for my mate (as opposed to Mate...), I like the "eco-teas" "fairly traded" stuff-- I have a cup right here.....
DaveS

MMM! With a few drops of grade b maple syrup! [lick]

Perfect mate? Well, my husband is pretty close! Hasn't always been, took me about 8 years to get him there! [lol]

Posted by Loribelle (Member # 6293) on :

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy...

A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father

6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber

11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener

21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic

26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny

31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant

36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined

41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest

48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * or any arrangements she makes.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer!

Posted by AZURE WISH (Member # 804) on :

funny Loribelle [lol]

Posted by AP (Member # 8430) on :

Patience. Just be patient with me.

There's more things that I'd like in a mate (all of which my bf has), but that's the most important.

Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :

Must Like Dogs...well at least my Standard Black Poodle SErvice Dog named Rosie. [Smile]

Posted by stymielymie (Member # 10044) on :

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY MATE WANTS,
SHE LEFT 2 WEEKS AGO.

SO I GUESS SHE'S NOT LYME COMPATABLE. LOL

AZURE I MEET ALL THOSE CRITERIA.

DOCDAVE

Posted by just don (Member # 1129) on :

Can I throw a mates must have in here???

I think a lady mate of mine would HAVE to have a 1969 Hugger orange,black stripes, with a black vinyl roof and white interior Z-28 Camaro,,,then we can 'talk' about anything left over... [bow]

And that LONG list from above,,,yep,,,sounded about right!!! [Big Grin]

Posted by Kendrick (Member # 10990) on :

Women usually feed me beef jerky and I do what they want. That's about it. Beef Jerky.

Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :

YEP. Good treats or rewards are a must. [Smile]

Unconditional love would be good too.

And always happy to see me. [Smile]

You don't have to wag your tail though. I really hope you don't have a tail to tell the truth.

Posted by trueblue (Member # 7348) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kendrick:
Women usually feed me beef jerky and I do what they want. That's about it. Beef Jerky.

Posted by Kendrick (Member # 10990) on :

Life and Love is about finding the beauty in imperfections.

Posted by kam (Member # 3410) on :

mMany moons ago, I Had a coffee cup with mate wanted on it.

The ad read must do dishes and put them away, must do laundry and fold it neatly and put it away, must iron, must do gardening, must take cars in for service, must take care of children, must work full time outside of house with adequate pay and benefits, must drive kids to soccer practice, must do grocery shopping, must cook nutritious meals, must go to meetings at childrens school, must be a plumber, must be an electrian..etc. etc. etc.

In other words...must be a single mom.