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boy is he cheap, let me tell you. he pays $8.50 per hour for a manservant and i didn't even get the leftover women. he ran out of gas in Bermuda and too cheep to fill it up, so we came back to marlago. damn if i could only find a bath room in this place it would be better than peeing on the front lawn, i don't think the gardner like that. so i got my gullwing out of the paint shop now its goldplated, and crusing back to Wellington to play polo with charlie and whatshername( the ugly one) man this has nothig to do with lyme, hope i don't get yelled at again. maybe i should leave my oppinion about something,yeh these ducks in florida don't know the mouth from the other end. i went in for a filling and came out with a colonoscopy, oh well at least something got filled. enough grossness. i have partially returned pending disciplanry action of this post dr david klein aka docdave is my fired up friend michelep still around , i better hide before i get another colonoscopy from her and her first amendment rights, egad. thaks for all support
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janet thomas
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It's nice to see you in such good form.
Yes, your new friend has been scouting around while you were off with Donald. Not quite sure what she's up to.
Marnie
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Yea, docdave! Nice to see you back!
We're all in this mess together (lyme patients AND their concerned family members)...trying hard to put this very, very complicated puzzle together...
Ultimate goal: restore health as quickly, safely, and as cheaply as possible.
There are people in Fl..who... well...sort of in a round about way...can help...greatly. They are on the other coast from you...my coast.
Wanna visit? When you are ready...
P.S. I, too, almost left this board a long time ago...came really close...had to take a break...stick with us! This is a TEAM effort! Keep an open mind, but be cautious regarding trying things...learn first.
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actually she got me soooo mad that i answered more post after she posted, it was like therapy, since i couldn't hit her or my wife. so i'm here for a while,herxing again, so what else is new and ready to take on anybody. i've been training on donald's yacht and got to the point where i can power lift 10 lbs. how's that for power.by next week i might be up to 15 lbs and ready for michele, i think she could take me now. maybe that's why i didn't get any of the babes. c'est la vie, c'est la lyme vie hey thats catchy, must put it on a t-shirt docdave
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batterie's charged ? giv'em hell !! glad your back dd130. , gary
Lymelighter
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Ah yes, Doc Calvin Klein. Please digress as it's so nice to see you back & hear you so chipper after your jaunt w/The Donald. Do not despair, the lowly leftover woman are entered into the Miss Universe pagent. Too true, you just can't find a good manservent these days. Tis a pitty. I suggest you roust a few up on your next jaunt to jolly old England. Perhaps there's a Masters in Manservent at Eaton or Oxford? You can also have uglycoladas with Chuck and whats-her-name.
I think we need to suggest that Maralago have a board certified LLMD on staff, for lamentathons, LPs, PET Scans, and IV bloody Mary drips by the intercoastal. Colonoscopy's and bocci lessions optional.
Don't let Florida duck medicine get you down. Could be worse, they could've switched the endoscope & colonoscope on you for your endoscopy while you were tripping on Versed & Fentanyl...
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mlkeen
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Glad to see your trip did you well. A returning sense of humor means you are beating this disease. Of course that is only my opinion, I'm not a doctor, but a teacher. When my son started to smile I knew he had turned the corner!
I think the Hiltons are trying to corner the servent market, they seem to be interveiwing on TV. Did I get that right?
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hey lymelighter: did you our girl michele paiva aka michelep was miss pa in 2002 for the miss america pagent.do you think this went to her head or what? interesting stuff do a google search or michele paiva. i didn't see her on the yacht, maybe since she lost she was one of the bedsmaids. the only good ducks in florida are swimming in my pond out back. so its back to pinacolatas at the ritz, i had a lyme rage at the breakers and they through me out of there. the ritz really sucks all these cute thong bikinis and no place to go , i prefer the old bags at the breakers, like to pick up an 80 year old that's ready to croak like anna nicole smith.
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I don't know who this michele person is but I like you. Don't agree with you on the matter of thong bikini's though.
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Lymelighter
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Yeah, Baby, really Randy! Did you shag em rotten? Thongs-a-plenty at the Ritz in Manalapan? Hmm, note to self...reincarnate as Doc Calvin Klein (with the 6 figure Disability policy & 300SL Gulwing of course).
So Doc, Lyme rage at the Breakers, eh? Got tossed from the Alcazar Lounge for trying to roll some bag out her shares of Berkshire Hathaway? Shameless...
ATTN: Private thong Bikini contest on Doc's 120' Hatteras. Free Pina Colonics for all! Post Botox party at the Four Seasons Ocean Grand. Dinner & strip poker at Taboo on Worthless Ave.
I must say, this fricken disease is so depressing and rage inducing, that good ole Patch Adam's style humor & levity goes a long way.
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