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Topic: Top 10 Reasons Why Single Lymies Should Date Each Other

Clarissa
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Miracles do happen:

I met a guy in the gym yesterday (married) so this is not a love story.

I wanted to sweat my butt off so I was wrapping a big towel around my neck and thenn stuffing it into the color of a heavy unattractive sweatshirt (Muhammed Ali style) and the guy says,

"need to do some sweating????

I said, "actually, I'm running for the Miss Universe contest. Don't I look hot?"

He said, "I like women without necks" LOL

I said, "yes, actually, I need to sweat out some anger and tension."

He said, "bad weekend?"

I said, "bad year"

He said, "why?"

So I told him. Turns out his EX girlfriend from FL moved up to NJ and got a baaaad case of Lyme. He knew about Daryl Hall wanting to kill all of the deer, etc.

His awareness made my day and I gave him total props for knowing as much as he did.

Good news, eh?

And boy did I sweat! It felt amaaaaaazing!

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I have been changed for good.

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cantgiveupyet
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LOL clarissa! That is a great encounter! That is funny he new about daryl and the deer.

On a side note Clarissa, I had a 'date' with daryl hall the other nite ;-)

Keep on sweating!

PS did you get your myspace up and running?

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"Say it straight simple and with a smile."

"Thus the task is, not so much to see what no one has seen yet,
But to think what nobody has thought yet, About what everybody sees."

-Schopenhauer

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Clarissa
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First of all, please tell me you didn't REALLY have a date with him...just a fantasy because I will D-I-E of envy.

Please elaborate...PM if you must.

I'm not making a whole myspace page. I have a blank one so I can see everyone's pics on Tracy's site but I'm already on the computer enough.

Plus, do you know how many wretched ex's could track me down that way? No thank you, ma'am!

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Clarissa

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Tracy9
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Over 50 of us now have our pictures, first names, and states posted on the myspace page. Keep em coming! Email them to [email protected] or just add us as a friend.

www.myspace.com/lymiesunleashed

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heiwalove
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clarissa, you are hilarious. seriously, though, such a good idea. i wish. i'm a lesbian so i have a MUCH smaller pool of people to choose from than the rest of you. it sucks, and jocus, i hear you, i wish i could find a lymie girl too! [Smile]

my most recent dating attempts have not turned out so well at all.

sigh.

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hcconn22
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LYME PICK UP LINES;

1- Your eyes are so red they remind me of Saturn.

2- You look like your lost- can I help you?

3- Hey is that your pillcase in your pocket or are you packin?

4- Wanna come over and see my messy house?

5- Your wabbeling- can I give you a hand?

6- Is that handicapped sticker you have because you deserve to park infront?

7- Wow, you take a lot of pills, you must be a really healthy.

8- Your party life must be like Paris Hilton-- up all night, sleep during the day.

9- Wanna come over and take a nap.

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Positive 10 bands WB IGG & IGM
+ Babesia + Bartonolla and NOW RMSF 3/5/09 all at Quest

And still positive ELISA and WB two years after IV treatment
http://www.lymefriends.org/profile/blake

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Clarissa
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Hewialove: I WISH I was a lesbian because I like women so much more than men. However, I'm not sexually attracted to women!

I think I'd already be in a serious relationship if I was a lesbian because women love me. I'm not petty, I'm honest and I always wear the pants in the relationship. LOL

Alas, I'm totally heterosexual and have to deal with men who aren't NEARLY as funny as hcconn. I need great wit attached to a pretty boy's face and body.

I'm a cougar at heart yet I need someone to "tame" me because I can be controlling and mean sometimes.

I have a good heart (which I hope you all know) but Lyme/Bart has made me a strong mother...almost too strong. Sometimes I feel like the Jolly Green Giant because I'm so loud, forward and honest.

I have to find a man that accepts my personality for what it is; an oxymoron...and he has to be able to sing like Daryl Hall, dance like Justin Timberlake, have cheekbones like Johnny Depp, an attitude like Ryan Gosling and be sweet like Joaquin Phoenix.

That's really all I'm asking for, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Clarissa

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I have been changed for good.

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hcconn22
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I don't know if you though I was a woman, but I am a MAN. Yes with a outie.

Actually there was a time that I was so clean, so healthy and fit, dressed really nice, custom suits and shirts only the best etc. That many people thought I was gay or should have been.

Now I am a Lyme slouch.

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Positive 10 bands WB IGG & IGM
+ Babesia + Bartonolla and NOW RMSF 3/5/09 all at Quest

And still positive ELISA and WB two years after IV treatment
http://www.lymefriends.org/profile/blake

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hcconn22
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MORE LYME PICK UP LINES;

10- Can I hold your hand, I think i'm gonna faint.

11- Lets just sleep together, then we can decide tomorrow if we like each other.

12- I like my Corona with Lime, just like my Ladies.

13- If we were stuck on a desert island, I would share my last abx with you.

14- My doctor said that this Viagara would straighten out my Lyme arthritis.

15- That's not my vibrator, it's my pocket rife machine.

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Positive 10 bands WB IGG & IGM
+ Babesia + Bartonolla and NOW RMSF 3/5/09 all at Quest

And still positive ELISA and WB two years after IV treatment
http://www.lymefriends.org/profile/blake

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Clarissa
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So hcconn, besides being the next Steve Correll (from "The Office") you were what we call a "metrosexual?"

Do you iron your pajamas?

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Clarissa

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Clarissa
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Just because:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_mKHvkSbn4

TURN UP THE VOLUME!!!

(And by the way, he's singing to ME!) [Big Grin]

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Clarissa

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Nora DeBoard
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I guess I need to have a myspace acct. It seems like that is what everyone seems to have.
Including my boyfriend of 5yrs. Although he claims he had to set up an account in order to look at some photos a friend sent.

Well, why didn't he mark in a relationship under "relation" section then? Considering we were already committed for close to 4yrs. Hmmmm..... Something I'm not buying. As well as his Classmates acct. that had him listed in the relationship section as "I'm not telling". What the heck is that about"?

We were already dating for 3yrs! At any rate I have a profile at yahoo. Although obviously do not hike or play sports any more.

My user name at yahoo is zephyr_queen69. I used to do a lot of live chat stuff but haven't for a LONG time. My sis and I would get in the same room and chat. Now I am just so illerate about that stuff. [bonk]

I just assume if you have yahoo you can type in anyone's user name and look them up. Right?

You can also check out my photography at :
http://photo.net/photos/zephyrqueen69

Although please don't judge my photos to harshly as, I had my older outdated Sony Mavica with most of those photos. I recently purchased a Cannon Rebel Xti. I had to SAVE for that but it was worth it.

Eventually when I get better I can get out and do more. I love science and medical stuff but Photography has always been my true PASSION [spinning smile]

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Tracy9
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Your pictures are GORGEOUS!!!!

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cantgiveupyet
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Nora- Your pics are really good :-) I love the cat ones the best, but they are all excellent!!!

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"Thus the task is, not so much to see what no one has seen yet,
But to think what nobody has thought yet, About what everybody sees."

-Schopenhauer

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hcconn22
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ENOUGH OF THIS NON-SENCE

Let's have a party-- well all sip ice water and take supplements, and share germs.

I really want a girl who knows how to wrangle a spirochete if you know what I mean.

Did I tell you about what the one spirochete said to the other at the show..... lets cyst together.

She said let's have a wild evening, He said of great; a threesome-- with our friends lyme, bart and babs.

If someone was alone in the forest and herxed, did anyone really herx.

Old fortune cookie says he who get sucked by tick.. gets fcked instead.

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Positive 10 bands WB IGG & IGM
+ Babesia + Bartonolla and NOW RMSF 3/5/09 all at Quest

And still positive ELISA and WB two years after IV treatment
http://www.lymefriends.org/profile/blake

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hcconn22
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quote:
Originally posted by hcconn22:
ENOUGH OF THIS NON-SENCE

Let's have a party-- well all sip ice water and take supplements, and share germs.

I really want a girl who knows how to wrangle a spirochete if you know what I mean.

Did I tell you about what the one spirochete said to the other at the show..... lets cyst together.

She said let's have a wild evening, He said of great; a threesome-- with our friends lyme, bart and babs.

If someone was alone in the forest and herxed, ....did anyone really herx.

Old fortune cookie says he who get sucked by tick.. gets fcked instead.

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Positive 10 bands WB IGG & IGM
+ Babesia + Bartonolla and NOW RMSF 3/5/09 all at Quest

And still positive ELISA and WB two years after IV treatment
http://www.lymefriends.org/profile/blake

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Clarissa
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Alright, guys, we have to get hcconn an Agent and get him on stage or a behind the scenes writer for Saturday Night Live.

He's a funny mother with Bart Simpsonella!

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Clarissa

Because I knew you:
I have been changed for good.

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Nora DeBoard
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Thanks for the comments on my photos Tracy and cantgiveup. My cats are my best buds. They don't EVER complain about ANYTHING! Also they show me more compasion than my so called boyfriend for 6yrs!

I am actually thinking of relocting to stay with my best friend of 23yrs out in Ca. He has ALWAYS been there for me and shows more COMPASION for me than my OWN boyfriend!!! Plus their are more LLMD'S there than in Tx.

Everyone in here is so helpful. It's just great knowing that you have support and that you are NOT alone in your fight against Lyme. [group hug]

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bettyg
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up to share with WEEKEND visitors for them to get their chuckles here too~ [lol]

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Vermont_Lymie
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From the top 10 reasons single lymies should date each other:

10. It's no problem if you forget an anniversary or birthday -- your partner does not remember either!

9. Your partner understands why you smell like garlic frequently.

8. No awkward questions when you take 10-20 pills after breakfast.

to be continued...

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Clarissa
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Bravo, Vermontie! I was wondering when you would chime in. [Big Grin]

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