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Ocean
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Tracy,

That's good to save it, lol! My little sister used to have really bad gas/stomach pains before she had jaw surgery (she had an 'open bite' which caused her not to be able to chew her food properly).

She farted in class (she had perfected the silent fart years before having dealt with it her whole life, but they couldn't do surgery until she was done growing) one day and she said it was REALLY bad!

The teacher was talking (this was a really boring teacher, I had her too) and just stopped and looked around.

She narrowed her eyes on a student who was often disruptive.

She told him if he EVER did that again, he would have a detention, ect. She opened the windows and scowled at the kid again who swore he did not do it.

My sister wasn't going to speak up because she couldn't help it, but felt bad for the kid!

Fortunately the next year she had surgery and it stopped.

Take care,
Ocean

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[lol] 2roads, SPHINCTER exercises-!
snerkkk, it would probably cause the tooting [lol] [lol]

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ocean, that was so cute about your sister doing it in class; i can't stop laughing! [lol] [lol] [lol]

reminds me of the time on my sister's 2nd bout with cancer in hospital. i came to visit and released one; wasn't loud but boy was it STINKY!

she said, Betty, i don't mind you doing it but NOT the gas since i can't leave my hospital bed!! [Smile]

wish i had her back; she passed away from breast cancer 10 yrs. ago 8-25-99....

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well, i couldn't resist; i posted this farting post on TUTU'S "LAUGHTER" thread; it is now preserved! [Smile]
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Whooda thunk THIS thrread would ever make it to page 2. Musta run out of GAS!!!

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Well, I think mine is worse sense I began lyme treatment. I swear it is. All of us, my husband, me and my daughter.......we have enough gas that we could keep this thread going for about 4 more pages!!

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This seems to be the thread that keeps on giving....uhhh could someone pass the beano please....
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LMAO.....my whole family just groans at me ever since I've been on the Allicin. I dont' know what I'm going to do when I go back to work; they aren't the kind you can kind of sit on and squelch under your butt and hope the couch absorbs them.

They just slowly and stealthily permeate the whole room.

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Bettyg,

LOL!! Yes, when you can't leave your room, that's when it's the worst! My mom is a teacher and has..umm..talked about having gas while trying to teach and moving around the room!

I'm so sorry to hear about your sister's passing. Both of my mom's sisters have had breast cancer (and her mother [Eek!] ), fortunately they all survived, but one of the sisters that had it also had a very rare uterine cancer and while she has survived it, she is missing stomach parts and intestines and has lost so much because of it.

There is a lot of cancer on my mom's side, it's such a horrendous disease, I wish they had better treatment for it.

Take care,
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thank you ocean for your comments [group hug] [kiss]

please have your yearly mammograms since it's 2 generatons in your family now .... [Smile]

oh as a teacher and passing the wind while walking...

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