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Topic: Humor-The River

Magdalena
LymeNet Contributor
Member # 6096

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The River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman.

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge!

GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

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SentByHim
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 3998

posted

impossible...a woman who can read a map??? Then again with God all things are possible

cute joke

Sent

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MADDOG
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 18

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Sorry,I was up stream peeing on a firehydrant and caused the river. MADDOG

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Magdalena
LymeNet Contributor
Member # 6096

posted

Maddog,

You DOG!!! I should have guessed!!!!

ROTFL!

Maggie

Sent,

GLAD you liked it and am SO GLAD that you believe in miracles! (smile)

Maggie

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