I needed a good dose of LymeNet medicine tonight.A big old ho ho ho..
(A laugh.. not the other kind!)
Our new member.. can not remember her name right now.. said,
"I have the body of a 110 yr old and the mind of my puppies (don't chew my shoes tho)"
HA! She's a funny one.. no doubt. I am still giggling.
Woah.. Softball mom. You shocked me just then. You said..
"I played second and pitcher. I coach girls fast pitch. I head up the Softball program in our district. I pitch train girls ages 6 and up. I do it all on a volunteer basis because I just love it."
I actually had to scroll back and be SURE it was YOU writing that.
My own dear mother.. if she would have written about what she did when I was growing up... it would have read the exact same as what you just wrote!
She loved softball with a passion... and so did I.
When my mom was "growed up" and had little ones.. me and a few more.. she started coaching girls fast pitch softball.
She adored it.. but it was a lot of work. She also coached our team in the winter.. girls basketball. And she managed the district too!
Once I became too old for "girls" softball.. I played WITH my mother in a women's league for 18 and over... which she also coached.
All the years I played I wanted sooooo much to play short stop. But I had to pitch. I enjoyed it.. but because there were no other girls who could pitch and hit a barn.. I got stuck there the whole time.. unless I had to rest.. then I played second base.
Keep in mind... I pitched because most of the time I could hit the side of a barn... but I was no superstar.. for sure! But our team had the most fun of all of them.
Since we lost most of our games.. we weren't under a lot of pressure.. and we had FUN.
HA! On a rare day.. we would actually win a game.
Boy oh boy.. did the team who lost to us feel bad! I use to feel sorry for THEM!
What a thrill when we won! Pool parties.. pizza.. and sleep overs. We won maybe two games a year.
But we had umpires fighting among themselves to be able to ump our games. Never a dull moment... and we laughed the whole time!
Although some of it WASN'T funny!!
One day.. while sliding into second base.. I split the rear end out of my jeans. Everyone was so concerned about the tumble I took.. I didn't know I had split them at the time.
My mom made EVERY girl on the team SHUT UP and not say a word about my pants being split open.
I played the rest of the game that way... on the PITCHERS MOUND. When I found out after the game was over.. of course I was horrified. I asked my COACH.. my mom... why she did that.
She said if she would have told me that my pants were split.. I wouldn't have been able to concentrate on my pitching.
I can't BELIEVE she did that.. and THEN thought it was FUNNY!
Thanks for bringing back these nice memories.
Tutu.. Could ya find a more "cool" dancing partner? This fellow looks like he may need to boggie down on Jupiter.. certainly not on THIS Planet! HA!
And I should be picky! I sit here alone.. with the only men around the farm being so involved with deer, ducks, and geese that if I were standing on my roof with my hair on fire.. no one would notice. HA!
Softball mom... It's a deal! We will whoop them together.
Hey Florida toast...
You said..
"I want to thank you for the beautiful moon last night. Since you are there, any word about a full moon tonight??"
Just for you.. another BEAUTIFUL moon tonight.
Enjoy!
