Happy April Fool's day, Everyone

You Know What They Say About Fools...

But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty. -- 1 Cor 1:27

However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him. -- Nicolas Boileau-Despr�aux

Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom. -- Elizabeth Gaskell

Looking foolish does the spirit good. -- John Updike

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. -- Mark Twain

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. -- Stevenson

I got my Daddy big time one morning.He drove me to school.I ran into the kitchen where he was having his morning cup and proceed to tell him about the car having two flat tires.

Well,he was not a happy camper.As he proceed outside to look at the mess,I yelled APRIL FOOL!

Lucky for me Dad was the best and laughed and after that one we always tried to out do each other.

Hey,check your zipper....April Fool!

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Originally posted by laserred:

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. -- Mark Twain

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Good one, laser!

Guess what...I won the lottery too! Are you the one I'm splitting the money with?

Just kidding of course!

When I read your post this morning I thought, wouldn't be nice if he really did win the lottery.

Of course, I forgot to look at the calendar.

Grease all the toilet seats with Vasoline

Adjust all the shower nozzles to face blast angles

Put Vodka in the water pic

Real fur pieces or the fur cat mice in beds tonight

Turn all radio and stereo knobs to full blast volume

Put embarrasing articles in your teenagers notebooks and spouses work things to fall out during the day

Put some of those fake doggy doo-doo's around..
and whoopie cushions.

Realistic rubber bugs work great today, too.

A rubber snake in the camode works quite well..

Use a really good rubber baldy head thing and run out of the bathroom horrified after trying a new shampoo.

Act out a big dramatic sneeze with some play slime in your hands.

Aren't you glad you don't live with me today?

Mo

PS: Don't forget to pull some on your dya to day contact people..
surprise the mailperson in the mailbox today..

Last year I used my rubber head and made a great scene at my hairdresser's

Went to the butcher and complained dramatically about their not cleaning the chisken properly, and after getting them duly rialed and defensive, sneeze into a fistful of feathers..

Put monopoly money in wallets today, or try to deposit some at the bank

Depending on your relationship with whomever, you can have allot of fun today and anything goes..my kinda holiday...

It's my kinda day! It's a day you don't HAVE to participate in...if you choose not to, or you can just go all out and have lotsa fun,(kinda like you, MO ), there's no party, no company, no dinner, no planning involved, so that's my kinda fun

I did get my hubby yesterday morn....6:30AM, I was up making the coffee, I must have banged around just enough to get him curious to get up and see what I was doing. I'm usually pretty quiet in the morning.

I told him I hadn't taken the dog out yet as the was a big black 'cougar looking' cat in the yard! (They have been spotted within 10 miles from here...on the golf course!, so this WAS a possibility).

So, I just calmly continue to make the coffee, as he's going from window to window... in every room, trying to see every angle of the yard

When he finally does stop to notice how calm I am and just a smilin' away, he asked, "WHAT?"

It was so worth it!

So that started my day with a bigsmile!!!

(LOL...Actually, I was laughing pretty hard on the inside, cause he looked pretty funny, running around all frazzeled, with his hair all messy, still probably half a sleep, donning only his 'baggy' underwear!

But I just couldn't laugh at him that hard 'out loud', as the rest of the day probably would have been pretty miserable for me....HAHAHA!!! It's still funny today and I'm still smiling!

He wasn't my only victim, I did spread it around a bit.

Well all, this was fun, I'm easily humored, so, till next year....this April Fooler sincerely wishes everyone a healthy year, and do have some good laughs. It does the body good!

Laughter IS Good Medicine!