The ``Really, Real'' links for NewbiesNo, I'm not a Doctor !
If bitten by a tick, please follow these easy to read steps:
1. Extract tick
2. Torture tick with match in attempt to burn it
3. Run burnt finger under cold water
4. Quickly bandage finger
5. Fly personal Lear jet at sound barrier speed
6. Crash directly into local GP's office window
7. Demand doxycycline as you propel through the air after hitting eject button
8. Get fibro-myalgia diagnosis
9. Insist on Western Blot testing
10. Grab appointment paper from GP for spinal tap
11. Run myriad of tests for everything but lyme
12. Results = perfect
13. Tell GP your getting worse
14. Receive pre-menopausal diagnosis [woman] Buck it up sissy boy [man]
15. Continue telling GP your worsening
16. Grab referral slip for headshrink
17. Long for the good old days !
18. When you didn't need ``Depends''
19. Exercise your way back to health !
20. Arm curl toast
21. Search the internet for answers
22. Discover your teenage son has been doing Google searches for Britney Spears bikini pics
23. Welcome to Lymenet !
24. Have computer crash after downloading Treepatrol's Newbie links
25. Post questions about your particular symptoms
26. Have Tincup call you Mr. Potatohead
27. Discover a great LLMD !
28. Discover a herx
29. Have a halfway decent day, the first in months/years !
30. Have a cold front come in
31. Just paid off your mortgage !
32. Start mepron
33. Dream of exotic beach locale vacation's
34. While head is in toilet bowl
35. Gonna' really get after those ``keets'' with this IV infusion
36. Right after sepsis treatment
37. The abx is really starting to kick a+!
38. A+! is starting to kick back
39. A beautiful, bright shiny day !
40. Pull the damn shades and give me my sunglasses
41. Friends stop by to talk !
42. ``But, you don't look sick'' !
43. Start babs treatment
44. Lick microscopic speck of mepron off of counter with tongue, to hold down cost
45. Really start to feel better !
46. Catch the latest virus your kid brought home from school
47. Start going for long walks to regain health
48. In the woods
49. In spring