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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob has Lyme disease. After trying every treatment antibiotic and still not getting relief, Bob went to a Voodo Witch doctor. The Which Doctor told him he could treat him for lyme disease. Bob skeptical asked how. Witch doctor ask what hurt the most, Bob replied his left knee. Witch doctor yelled " Voodo Monkey, Bob's left knee" This monkey jumps out of a box and bitesBob on his knees and bob yells in pain then is suprised to see his knee shrink to normal size and the arthritic pain began to stop. Bob buys the monkey and on his way home with the monkey in a box Bob can't wait to get more releif from his symtoms so to stop the tinkling prick pain in his hands he yells "voodo Monkey my hands" The monkey climbs out of the box and bites Bob's hands. Bob yells out in pain, but after a minute the pricking in his hands stops. Then Bob wants his bell palsy to end so he yells"Voodo Monkey my face!!!The monkey then bites his face real hard and this causes bod to swerve his car and a police officer sees this swerve and pulls bob over. When the officer asks if he has been drinking Bob swears no that it was his Voodo Monkey that he has and the officer says he is lying and Bob says no its a real voodo Monkey and the Policeman exclaims "Voodo monkey my butt!!!
Posts: 12 | From FISHER ILLINOIS | Registered: Jul 2005
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Not active now but was a Marine Recon. Lyme put me out of the Marines. got it while in the Marines. fought it for 9 years of and on. been symptom free for 2 and a hlf years.
Posts: 12 | From FISHER ILLINOIS | Registered: Jul 2005
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waht was your tx in the army if you don't mind my asking...
What was the treatment that helped you in the end?.......
and lastly what does the army think of LYem, diisease? I have a friend in the military that tells me they take it very seriously...
thansk, daniella
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The military's opinion on lyme is uninformed at best and hostile to anyone seeking long term lyme disease treatmen during or after service.
Posts: 12 | From FISHER ILLINOIS | Registered: Jul 2005
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Due to retrebution (Like altering my record book after geting out(A federal crime) and not paying one penny for my disease even though VA determines I had/have it bad, I am out almost a quarter million in lost wages, paying for 3 years of antibiotics and legal problems. Any body getting chronic lyme in the military should get outside medical help calll congress man and get a lawyer
Posts: 12 | From FISHER ILLINOIS | Registered: Jul 2005
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lyme_suz
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I have been to Fisher before. Can you believe that?
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aklnwlf
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Aaaahhhh!!! I needed that! What's really wild is the vivid imagination I have, so what I pictured as I was reading was kinda shocking in a funny way!!! LOL!
-------------------- Do not take this as medical advice. This comment is based on opinion and personal experience only.
Alaska Lone Wolf Posts: 6147 | From Columbus, GA | Registered: Jul 2004
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