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Topic: Joke - male & female prayers

pab
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FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep
I Pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
I Pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed;
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows the answer to "how big is my behind???"
I Pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen

MALE PRAYER

I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac With Huge Boobs
Who Owns a Liquor Store and a Fishing Boat.
This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Care.
Amen

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Peggy

~ ~ Hope is a powerful medicine. ~ ~

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Cinder Binder
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Member # 8225

posted

OMG!!! Isn't that the truth. LOL!!!!

Cinder [Big Grin]

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hopeful123
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 3244

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that's too good!!

thanks

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some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield

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